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(aqueles ou\naquelas que queiram dar um toque mais fresco é só juntar à água raspas de limão\n(pouco, se não altera em muito o sabor) e coar a mesma água para as raspas não\ncontaminarem o produto final.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\n\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: 14.0pt;\"\u003EA História\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgF10Gz6R1776nSHz3qy-mIXOmKAAXWFTJFstGcT2ffA2eHl3NEso3cgAreDQVSyZP0XshFEm4-N5GuKdypnJgy-5npeA-sMc0572YeBD7Zhv2yb_e8iHfftLM6RVUi8NPnRwmDAp9KcgXe\/s1600\/pasteis_1.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgF10Gz6R1776nSHz3qy-mIXOmKAAXWFTJFstGcT2ffA2eHl3NEso3cgAreDQVSyZP0XshFEm4-N5GuKdypnJgy-5npeA-sMc0572YeBD7Zhv2yb_e8iHfftLM6RVUi8NPnRwmDAp9KcgXe\/s320\/pasteis_1.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10.5pt;\"\u003E\n\u003C!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C!--[endif]--\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;\"\u003EOs\u003Cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.pasteisdebelem.pt\/pt.html\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background: white; color: #0066cc; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E\"Pastéis\nde Nata, de Belém\"\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;\"\u003Esão uma das mais\npopulares especialidades da doçaria portuguesa. Embora se possam saborear\npastéis de nata em muitos cafés e pastelarias, a receita original é um segredo\nexclusivo da Fábrica dos Pastéis de Belém, em Lisboa. Aí, tradicionalmente, os\npastéis de Belém comem-se ainda quentes, polvilhados de canela e açúcar em pó.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiy7kIVpmj8wyHGUPrlaJdixt6jTLoEMU3p7wAdF1iBhPsBWJdRlU5l0qQtJXgf8_EsOY38VKEe4GemGf_C55m0NRIN7LXqM9SoVrzjWuPGSGPeQegbD2HNQOcnPFJbixGGnXp1AMcf989y\/s1600\/Pasteis_2.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"224\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiy7kIVpmj8wyHGUPrlaJdixt6jTLoEMU3p7wAdF1iBhPsBWJdRlU5l0qQtJXgf8_EsOY38VKEe4GemGf_C55m0NRIN7LXqM9SoVrzjWuPGSGPeQegbD2HNQOcnPFJbixGGnXp1AMcf989y\/s320\/Pasteis_2.png\" width=\"320\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10.5pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003EEm 1837, em Belém, próximo ao Mosteiro dos\nJerónimos, numa tentativa de subsistência, os clérigos do mosteiro puseram à\nvenda numa loja precisamente uns pastéis de nata. Nessa época, a zona de Belém\nficava longe da cidade de Lisboa e o seu acesso era assegurado por barcos a\nvapor. A presença do Mosteiro dos Jerónimos e da Torre de Belém atraíam\ninúmeros turistas que depressa se habituaram aos pastéis de Belém.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjRxV5nxOVi6xJQTblkA_cHkP3nPw3YgPUWYSqmt17daY9Te3dMaPxN3tUg0rro-xMV1BT74ce2LtwhTOoxPZo9XKMuRN6fXacVieE1R1pZ4wr9NuO6fpb82VzVlEo0u4lQxNTrTolPEcsb\/s1600\/Pasteis_3.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"242\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjRxV5nxOVi6xJQTblkA_cHkP3nPw3YgPUWYSqmt17daY9Te3dMaPxN3tUg0rro-xMV1BT74ce2LtwhTOoxPZo9XKMuRN6fXacVieE1R1pZ4wr9NuO6fpb82VzVlEo0u4lQxNTrTolPEcsb\/s320\/Pasteis_3.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10.5pt;\"\u003E\n\u003C!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C!--[endif]--\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background: white;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white;\"\u003ENa sequência da revolução liberal de 1820, em 1834 o mosteiro fechou. O\npasteleiro do convento decidiu vender a receita ao empresário português vindo\ndo Brasil Domingos Rafael Alves, continuando até hoje na posse dos seus\ndescendentes.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background: white;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003ENo início os\npastéis foram postos à venda numa refinaria de açúcar situada próximo do\nMosteiro dos Jerónimos. Em 1837 foram inauguradas as instalações num anexo,\nentão transformado em pastelaria, a \"A antiga confeitaria de Belém\".\nDesde então, aqui se vem trabalhando ininterruptamente, confeccionado\u003Cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cstrong\u003Ecerca de 15.000\npastéis por dia\u003C\/strong\u003E. A receita,\ntransmitida e exclusivamente conhecida pelos mestres pasteleiros que os\nfabricam artesanalmente na Oficina do Segredo, mantém-se igual até aos dias de\nhoje.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"background: white;\"\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhQDWyZFM0vAbng4QM4xcrCOJiwZDdMl0vFYlT4wQkfUlFAsyf_6whtXYBzdPnyf5ua2QfX9FsSzMXlJ4J4mgE8OAw3N6EChciLItSmhUyMfzRpUkkY2JJ7kF5C38hjraxShO5D31ZZalOX\/s1600\/Pasteis_5.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhQDWyZFM0vAbng4QM4xcrCOJiwZDdMl0vFYlT4wQkfUlFAsyf_6whtXYBzdPnyf5ua2QfX9FsSzMXlJ4J4mgE8OAw3N6EChciLItSmhUyMfzRpUkkY2JJ7kF5C38hjraxShO5D31ZZalOX\/s320\/Pasteis_5.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10.5pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white; font-size: 10.5pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003ETanto\na receita original como o nome \"\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003EPastéis\nde Belém\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\" estão patenteados.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"background: white;\"\u003EA Oficina do\nSegredo na Fábrica dos Pastéis de Belém guarda a antiga receita secreta da confeção\ne preparação dos verdadeiros pastéis de nata - os Pastéis de Belém.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: 10.5pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background-color: white;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003EOs mestres\npasteleiros da Oficina do Segredo são os poucos detentores da receita, assinam\num termo de responsabilidade e fazem um juramento em como se comprometem a não\ndivulgar a receita.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #990000;\"\u003EReceita Pastéis de Nata\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext; font-size: 13.5pt;\"\u003EA Receita é para 16 unidades.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003EINGREDIENTES:\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E300gr de Massa Folhada\u0026nbsp;\n(eu compro a massa já feita e estendo-a até ficar bem fina)\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E300gr de Açúcar\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E2,5dl de Leite\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E50gr de Farinha\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E2,5dl de Água\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E6 Gemas\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003ECanela em Pó para\npolvilhar\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003ECONFECÇÃO:\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E1) Deitar a farinha\nno tacho, juntar o açúcar, a água, o leite e misturar bem. Levar ao lume\nmexendo de vez em quando\u0026nbsp; (o truque está em mexer o mínimo possível!)\n\u0026nbsp;até engrossar. Retirar do lume e deixar amornar. Numa tigela bater as\ngemas e depois juntar o preparado anterior, \u003Cb\u003Eem fio\u003C\/b\u003E e mexendo sempre.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E2) Ligar o forno a\n250º. Numa bancada polvilhada com farinha, estender a massa folhada em forma de\nretângulo. Cortar a massa em rodelas com 2cm de largura\u0026nbsp; (eu uso uma\ncaneca). Untar as forminhas com azeite ou manteiga e forrar com a massa\nfolhada, esticando cuidadosamente com os dedos.\u0026nbsp;\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E3) Aparar os\nrebordos das forminhas e distribuir o preparado anterior pelas mesmas\u0026nbsp; (eu\ncoloco uma colher de sopa em cada forminha e depois distribuo o restante\npreparado de forma uniforme para que fiquem todos equilibrados).\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E4) Dispor as\nforminhas num tabuleiro e levar ao forno por aproximadamente 35 minutos\u0026nbsp;\n(aqui em casa preferem-nos bem cozidos).\u0026nbsp;\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E5) Retirar do forno\ne salpicar com borrifos (\u003Ci\u003Eo borrifador de\nengomar serve\u003C\/i\u003E) de água\u0026nbsp; (\u003Ci\u003Enão subestimem\nesta parte da receita, faz toda a diferença\u003C\/i\u003E!),\u0026nbsp;deixar amornar\nligeiramente e desenformar. Servir polvilhados com canela (\u003Ci\u003Eé polvilhar não encher de canela\u003C\/i\u003E).\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003EPronto, é a receita\nmais simples do mundo e garanto que fica deliciosa! Espero que gostem. Quando\nexperimentarem deixem comentários! Qualquer dúvida que tenham é só colocar.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003EVídeo Caçado na net\nsobre pastel de nata\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=H2lM_ZOjx4E\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003Ehttp:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=H2lM_ZOjx4E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003EUm ’truque’ o\nmaçarico faz milagres na queimada dos pasteis se o forno não os queimar suficientemente…\n;)\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cu\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-language: PT;\"\u003EAtenção:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/u\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u0026nbsp;Cada Pastel\nde Nata tem cerca de 275kcal! (Comam com moderação!), porque estes são de chorar por mais.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 3.75pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cb style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-fareast-language: PT;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;\"\u003ESenão… iguaizinhos ao Jardineiro\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: windowtext;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/7718106721153671643\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=7718106721153671643\u0026isPopup=true","title":"3 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/7718106721153671643"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/7718106721153671643"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2013\/08\/pasteis-de-nata.html","title":"Pastéis de Nata"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgF10Gz6R1776nSHz3qy-mIXOmKAAXWFTJFstGcT2ffA2eHl3NEso3cgAreDQVSyZP0XshFEm4-N5GuKdypnJgy-5npeA-sMc0572YeBD7Zhv2yb_e8iHfftLM6RVUi8NPnRwmDAp9KcgXe\/s72-c\/pasteis_1.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"3"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-4241127182728782327"},"published":{"$t":"2013-08-09T18:32:00.003+01:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-08-09T18:33:58.265+01:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Muito Louca"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Olha o Boneco"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Urtigas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Nomes de Pessoas"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"sharedaddy sd-like-enabled\" id=\"jp-post-flair\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #eeeeee; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px !important; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px !important; border-top-left-radius: 0px !important; border-top-right-radius: 0px !important; border: 0px; clear: both; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; orphans: auto; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: normal; widows: auto; word-spacing: 0px; zoom: 1;\"\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"bvMsg\" id=\"msgcns!185B8A0F5289E719!809\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; background-color: #eeeeee; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border: 0px; color: #444444; font-family: Helvetica-Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; orphans: auto; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: normal; widows: auto; word-spacing: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjgqqyatxQFZKVoterBraVIz-ehmkCg-DimbEN1xCadYqOJQGsuHohIrolE_bJZNu0slMeJrufEKBxDpIv0qjInt3CIERi5NJbbmKurXnpRaJ9WwdY7Z0l95ILOzKw0oEDfA7nb__IEox3P\/s1600\/Pessoas_Realmente_Feias1.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjgqqyatxQFZKVoterBraVIz-ehmkCg-DimbEN1xCadYqOJQGsuHohIrolE_bJZNu0slMeJrufEKBxDpIv0qjInt3CIERi5NJbbmKurXnpRaJ9WwdY7Z0l95ILOzKw0oEDfA7nb__IEox3P\/s400\/Pessoas_Realmente_Feias1.jpg\" width=\"255\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border: 0px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border: 0px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border: 0px; font-size: 16px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;\"\u003E\nOs nomes que se seguem são reais, por mais incrível que possa parecer.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nSão passíveis de serem encontrados na base de dados de um banco português (balcão do Banco Espírito Santo) em Luanda:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border: 0px; font-size: 0.95em; line-height: 23px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 20px; vertical-align: baseline;\"\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border: 0px; font-size: 0.95em; line-height: 23px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 20px; vertical-align: baseline;\"\u003E\n- Liberdade de Jesus Narigueta Perna Torta Banha\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Cidália Calçada Descalça\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Norlinda Rapa Buraco\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Maria Ténia Viu Vultus\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Etelvina Vaca Cabeça\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Joaquim Cuecas\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Luis Fortes Lopes Carago\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Maria Teresa Rabo Bacalhau Molho\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- António Agostinho Chouriço Junior\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Maria Bem Grosso\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Joaquim Bagina\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Paulo Puns Dá\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Maria Trombasia\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Ignácio Bufa Bucelato\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Maria Salva Um de Cada Vez\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- José de Sousa Rabito Magro\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Maria Augusta Rata Seca\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"background-color: transparent; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border: 0px; font-size: 0.95em; line-height: 23px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 20px; vertical-align: baseline;\"\u003E\nE a vencedora é:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Maria Salva Um de Cada Vez\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/4241127182728782327\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=4241127182728782327\u0026isPopup=true","title":"2 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/4241127182728782327"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/4241127182728782327"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2013\/08\/nomes-de-pessoas.html","title":"Nomes de Pessoas"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjgqqyatxQFZKVoterBraVIz-ehmkCg-DimbEN1xCadYqOJQGsuHohIrolE_bJZNu0slMeJrufEKBxDpIv0qjInt3CIERi5NJbbmKurXnpRaJ9WwdY7Z0l95ILOzKw0oEDfA7nb__IEox3P\/s72-c\/Pessoas_Realmente_Feias1.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"2"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-3430593780588146433"},"published":{"$t":"2013-07-06T14:03:00.001+01:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2013-07-06T14:03:47.584+01:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Casas bizarras e exóticas pelo mundo"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Ch1 style=\"background-color: white; margin: 0px 0px 15px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: grey; font-family: Arial;\"\u003EDesde\u0026nbsp;Fevereiro\u0026nbsp;de 2012 que não colocava nada...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/h1\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003EVadiagem, trabalho, escravatura ou falta de tempo...\u0026nbsp;provavelmente\u0026nbsp;um pouco de tudo, uma certeza porém... não é falta de consideração pelos amigos deste Blog. Estou de volta, por quanto tempo? Só perguntando aos astros.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003EEntão vamos lá...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: grey; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"background-color: white; color: grey; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" \/\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"content\" style=\"background-color: white; color: grey; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003Cdiv id=\"HOTWordsTxt\" name=\"HOTWordsTxt\" style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cimg alt=\"fotos casas bizarras\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6085 aligncenter\" height=\"442\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/casas-bizarras.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"casas-bizarras\" width=\"353\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\nAlgumas pessoas gostam de casas com formatos tradicionais, já outras são extremamente criativas e extravagantes , não se contentam com simplicidade e fazem de suas casas estruturas arquitetônicas impressionantes.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\nAlgumas são tão bizarras e exóticas, como a casa feita de cabeça para baixo, uma mansão em forma de bolhas, cogumelos, e até vaso sanitário, impossível não ficar de bocaberta.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan id=\"more-5994\" style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003EConheçam algumas\u0026nbsp;\u003Cstrong style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #333333; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003Ecasas com fomatos inusitados e bizarros pelo mundo\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u0026nbsp;(part 1)\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003Cstrong style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #333333; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003ECasa Bolha na França – Bubble House\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\nA “Bubble House” (casa bolha) fica em Tourettes-sur-Loup, França, foi concebida nos anos 70 pelo arquiteto húngaro Antti Lovag, para o famoso costureiro Pierre Cadin.Essa casa futurista com inúmeras janelas, deve proporcionar uma bela vista para o mar mediterrâneo apesar de seu formato exótico, eu achei bem interessante.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cimg alt=\"casa em formato de bolha\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5996 aligncenter\" height=\"351\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/bubble-house.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"bubble-house\" width=\"468\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cimg alt=\"bubble house- pierre cardin\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6010\" height=\"163\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/buble-house2.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"buble-house2\" width=\"217\" \/\u003E\u003Cimg alt=\"pierre cardin bubble house - casa bolha\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6011\" height=\"163\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/pierre-cardin-bubble-house.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"pierre-cardin-bubble-house\" width=\"249\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003Cstrong style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #333333; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003EHang Nga Villa – Dalat, Vietnam\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\nEsta casa é conhecida como “crazy house” e parece uma casa dos contos de fadas de um livro infantil tipo a casa da bruxa.Foi construída por Hang Nga com o fim de refletir seu interesse em arte e arquitetura.Feita de concreto sua aparência imita um grande e velho tronco de árvore.A casa hoje em dia é usada como restaurante e entrada para uma pousada.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cimg alt=\"casa na árvore\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5997\" height=\"351\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/crazy-house-dalat-vietnam.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"crazy-house-dalat-vietnam\" width=\"468\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003Cstrong style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #333333; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003ECrooked House – Sopot, Polônia\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\nEsta casa situa-se na Polônia e foi criada pelo arquiteto polonês Szoty?scy Zaleski. Seu projeto foi inspirado pelas ilustrações de Jan Marcin Szancer e pelo artista suéco Per Dahlberg. Ela é uma das contruções mais fotografadas em toda a Polônia, possui magníficas curvas e uma azul-esverdeado esmaltado nas telhas e vidros. O edifício estava destinado a criar a impressão de um enorme dragão mas, evidentemente, falhou. Na verdade, trata-se de um pequeno complexo de lojas e não de uma casa mas, mesmo assim é muito interessante e, com suas curvas e ângulos, parece ter saído do cenário de algum desenho animado. Não se preocupe, ele não vai cair.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cimg alt=\"casa com ilusão de ótica\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5998\" height=\"351\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/crooked-house-poland.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"crooked-house-poland\" width=\"468\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003Cstrong style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #333333; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003EElephante \u0026amp; Hippodome – Cornville, Arizona\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\nEssa casa é chamada de “Elephant House”, sua escultura foi criada pela artista casa Michael Kahn e sua esposa Leda Livant com materiais encontrados ao longo de um período de 28 anos.\u0026nbsp; Nunca houve qualquer tipo de piso plano no interior da casa.Sua aparência é de um hipopótamo emergindo de um lago.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cimg alt=\"casa com formato de elfante , feita com pedras\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5999\" height=\"309\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/elephant-house-1.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"elephant-house-1\" width=\"468\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cimg alt=\"casa reciclada\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6012\" height=\"339\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/elephant-house-2.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"casa reciclada\" width=\"317\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003Cstrong style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #333333; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003EBart Prince House – Albuquerque, Novo México\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\nO arquiteto Bart Prince é conhecido por projetar estruturas criativas e inusitadas como esta.O arquiteto diz que suas casas começam de dentro para fora.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cimg alt=\"casas com formatos exóticos e bizarros\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5995 aligncenter\" height=\"308\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/bart-prince-1.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"bart-prince-1\" width=\"468\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cimg alt=\"casa bart prince- arquitetura diferente\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6009\" height=\"304\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/bart-prince-2.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"casa bart-prince-2\" width=\"457\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003Cstrong style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #333333; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003ECasa toilet\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\nEssa casa em formato de vaso sanitário foi construída por Sim Jae-Duck, apelidado de “Prefeito Toilet”\u0026nbsp; na cidade de Suweon, Coréia do Sul. No centro da casa, as paredes de vidro são como se fossem uma vitrine, produzindo alguns efeitos para que os usuários da grande casa possam se sentir mais seguros.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cimg alt=\"Casa com formato de vaso do banheiro\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6000\" height=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/toilet-shaped-house-1.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"casa toilet\" width=\"468\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003Cstrong style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #333333; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E“Inversion House” – Houston, Texas\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\nDuas propriedades estavam para serem demolidas em Houston (EUA) e os artistas plásticos, Dan Havel e Dean Ruck, viram uma oportunidade de transformá-la em arte, fazendo uma escultura de madeira com a aparência de buraco negro.Esse buraco foi criado com as próprias madeiras da propriedade que durante 30 anos foi um espaço de exposições e aulas de arte da Art League Houston.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cimg alt=\"casa invertida\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6001\" height=\"500\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/inversion-house.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"casa invertida\" width=\"468\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003Cstrong style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #333333; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003ECasa cogumelo “Mushroom House – Cincinnati, Ohio\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\" style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\nO arquiteto Terry Brown criou esta casa, chamada por ele de Mushroom House, uma casa com aparência bizarra em um bairro chique de Cincinnati. A intenção do arquiteto era criar uma casa com formas irregulares que imitaria formas encontradas na natureza, utilizando vários materias como vidros, madeiras e até cerâmicas.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cimg alt=\"casa cogumelo\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6002\" height=\"500\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/mushroom-house.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"mushroom-house\" width=\"468\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003Cstrong style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #333333; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003EArranha-céu de madeira na Rússia\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\nEsse imenso arranha céu de madeira foi construído pelo ex-gângster Nikolai Sutyain em Arkhangelsk, na\u0026nbsp; Rússia. O projeto original, tinha dois andares, mas como queria mais espaço, começou a acrescentar andares e ela acabou se transformando em um arranha-céu.Nikolai já foi um milionário e hoje possui apenas sua casa de madeira.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cimg alt=\"arranha céu de madeira\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6003\" height=\"682\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/wooden-skyscraper-russia-1.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"arranha céu de madeira na Russia\" width=\"468\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003Cstrong style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #333333; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003ECasa de cabeça para baixo na Polônia\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\nSó de olhar para essa construção já dá para sentir náuseas, esta é a Upside Down House, a casa de cabeça para baixo, construída pelo empresário polonês\u0026nbsp; Daniel Czapiewski que levou 114 dias para ficar pronta.A casa atrai muitos turistas para a pequena aldeia de Szymbark. Segundo Daniel, a casa foi construída de cabeça para baixo como um manifesto contra a condição atual do mundo, que segundo suas palavras,\u0026nbsp; “está tudo virado de cabeça para baixo”.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cimg alt=\"casa de ponta cabeça\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6004\" height=\"500\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/upside-down-house-poland.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"Casa de ponta cabeça\" width=\"468\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cstrong style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\u003Cbr style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" \/\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003Cstrong style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #333333; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003ECasa Crocodilo\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\nA casa foi construída em Abidjan, capital da Costa do Marfim por Moussa Kalo artista africano que morreu antes de inaugurar sua nova casa.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cimg alt=\"casa em formato crocodilo na África02\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6006\" height=\"306\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/casa-formato-crocodilo02.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"casa-formato-crocodilo02\" width=\"430\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cimg alt=\"casa formato crocodilo na áfrica\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6005\" height=\"306\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/casa-formato-crocodilo01.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"casa-formato-crocodilo na África01\" width=\"430\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003Cstrong style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #333333; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003EPiano House\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\nEsta surpreendente arquitetura é a casa Piano localizada em Huainan na China.As escadas que dão acesso para a entrada da casa estão no grande violino transparente.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cimg alt=\"fotos de casa piano na China\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6007 aligncenter\" height=\"559\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/piano-house.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"piano-house\" width=\"403\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\n\u003Cstrong style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #333333; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E“Shoe House” Casa Sapato\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\nVeja mais uma casa com formato inusitado na África.A Shoe House fica na África do Sul,e é criação do artista e hoteleiro Ron Van Zyl, que a construiu para sua esposa Yvonne em 1990. O sapato abriga um pequeno museu de arte em madeira talhada e faz parte de um complexo de oito chalés com restaurante, piscina e bar.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cimg alt=\"Casa em forma de Tenis\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6008 aligncenter\" height=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/bocaberta.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/shoe-house-south-africa.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;\" title=\"Casa em formato de Tenis na África\" width=\"468\" \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\" PIN_1373114573562_hazClick\" style=\"line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px;\"\u003E\nFonte :\u0026nbsp;\u003Ca class=\" PIN_1373114573562_hazClick\" href=\"http:\/\/kikita.blog.co.uk\/2009\/01\/06\/some-of-the-most-amazing-and-bizarre-houses-in-the-world-5334874\" style=\"color: #688f96; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-decoration: none;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ELink\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/3430593780588146433\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=3430593780588146433\u0026isPopup=true","title":"2 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/3430593780588146433"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/3430593780588146433"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2013\/07\/casas-bizarras-e-exoticas-pelo-mundo.html","title":"Casas bizarras e exóticas pelo mundo"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"thr$total":{"$t":"2"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-8397408736627601450"},"published":{"$t":"2012-02-13T14:51:00.006+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2012-02-13T14:51:51.390+00:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Ninguém curva como os Italianos."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: purple; font-size: large;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;São pilotos fabulosos.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhI9C_o-qLfy_9zxY_lIcpUAqzJ7sRhGW62AzqeTeoP997AF24m1N5CI_2L37lx6p0v4fFcPqzv0vRbqc4P18NSpCz_Tpt05WOW5e7xiOV3ZokK8n6V59G37YfwqaSiPobMe_sVE2tRKsfM\/s1600\/Biaggi.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"262\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhI9C_o-qLfy_9zxY_lIcpUAqzJ7sRhGW62AzqeTeoP997AF24m1N5CI_2L37lx6p0v4fFcPqzv0vRbqc4P18NSpCz_Tpt05WOW5e7xiOV3ZokK8n6V59G37YfwqaSiPobMe_sVE2tRKsfM\/s400\/Biaggi.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: purple; 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font-size: large;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003ESchettino\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/8397408736627601450\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=8397408736627601450\u0026isPopup=true","title":"1 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/8397408736627601450"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/8397408736627601450"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2012\/02\/ninguem-curva-como-os-italianos.html","title":"Ninguém curva como os Italianos."}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhI9C_o-qLfy_9zxY_lIcpUAqzJ7sRhGW62AzqeTeoP997AF24m1N5CI_2L37lx6p0v4fFcPqzv0vRbqc4P18NSpCz_Tpt05WOW5e7xiOV3ZokK8n6V59G37YfwqaSiPobMe_sVE2tRKsfM\/s72-c\/Biaggi.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-3601845605608094840"},"published":{"$t":"2012-02-07T10:26:00.001+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2012-02-07T10:26:26.547+00:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":"No jardim de Infancia"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEid-OHtz495paCA3Y3RbPQVWxa6fbzbDJr5mFeSk7TB7byXTQEUnkEXQdtQPfh6SsRVAGIOn50GUbNgFucgS-dH0T2ea0pNvjXFTL58vncJQPYS_niKvTv5sO9UXnEfr_wI_9fhuqGrxSiF\/s1600\/bota-timberland-masculina.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEid-OHtz495paCA3Y3RbPQVWxa6fbzbDJr5mFeSk7TB7byXTQEUnkEXQdtQPfh6SsRVAGIOn50GUbNgFucgS-dH0T2ea0pNvjXFTL58vncJQPYS_niKvTv5sO9UXnEfr_wI_9fhuqGrxSiF\/s400\/bota-timberland-masculina.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nNum infantário a educadora está a ajudar um menino a calçar as botas. Ela faz força, faz força, e parece impossível; as botas entram muito apertadas.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nAo fim de algum tempo, e a muito custo, uma bota já entrou e a outra já está quase.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nNisto diz o miúdo:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- As botas estão trocadas!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nA educadora pára, respira fundo, vê que o rapaz tem razão e começa a tirar-lhe as botas.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nMais uma dose de esforço e depois ela torna a tentar colocar-lhe as botas, desta vez nos pés certos.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nAo fim de muito tempo e muito esforço, ela lá é bem sucedida e diz:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Bolas, estava a ver que não. Custou!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nMas o puto avança:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Sabe é que estas botas não são minhas!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nA educadora fecha os olhos, respira fundo e lá começa a descalçar o rapaz novamente.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nQuando finalmente consegue, diz ao miúdo:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- OK! De quem é que são estas botas, então?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- São do meu irmão! A minha mãe obrigou-me a trazê-las!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nA educadora fica em estado de choque, pulsação acelerada, vai respirando fundo, decide não dizer nada e novamente calçar o rapaz. \u003Cbr \/\u003E\nMais uma série de tempo e finalmente consegue.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nNo fim diz-lhe:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Pronto, as botas já estão! Onde é que tens as luvas?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Estão dentro das botas...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/3601845605608094840\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=3601845605608094840\u0026isPopup=true","title":"3 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/3601845605608094840"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/3601845605608094840"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2012\/02\/no-jardim-de-infancia.html","title":"No jardim de Infancia"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEid-OHtz495paCA3Y3RbPQVWxa6fbzbDJr5mFeSk7TB7byXTQEUnkEXQdtQPfh6SsRVAGIOn50GUbNgFucgS-dH0T2ea0pNvjXFTL58vncJQPYS_niKvTv5sO9UXnEfr_wI_9fhuqGrxSiF\/s72-c\/bota-timberland-masculina.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"3"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-6544043673606951285"},"published":{"$t":"2012-02-02T18:23:00.001+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2012-02-02T18:23:41.063+00:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":"O CÃO DO POLÍTICO"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhZ0gIIxicvPvLb-yVKhFinPbsHkJkzkFWkgJTwV1ceG-P-Gepc-TpT-5D1wvK5wbu_5DXEnb16bttXESOsHrqc8fEWgE3WJViiHDfsdXtikoVUKSsK4V-eBgnkrsxQG1flHLCofkkIwipC\/s1600\/6280756241_0b190e5913.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhZ0gIIxicvPvLb-yVKhFinPbsHkJkzkFWkgJTwV1ceG-P-Gepc-TpT-5D1wvK5wbu_5DXEnb16bttXESOsHrqc8fEWgE3WJViiHDfsdXtikoVUKSsK4V-eBgnkrsxQG1flHLCofkkIwipC\/s400\/6280756241_0b190e5913.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"background: white;\"\u003E\n\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: blue; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: x-large;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"\u003EReunidos num churrasco de jardim, encontram-se um \nengenheiro, um contabilista, um químico, um informático e um político, todos com \nos seus cães. E, todos eles, desejosos de mostrarem as habilidades dos seus \nanimais.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E \u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\n\u003Cdiv style=\"background: white;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E1 - O engenheiro disse para o seu cão: \nScalimetre, mostra as tuas habilidades! \u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\n\u003Cdiv style=\"background: white;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E  \u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\n\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003E\n\n\u003Cdiv style=\"background: white;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003EO cão agarrou num martelo, umas tábuas e construiu  \num canil. \n\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\n\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003E\n\n\u003Cdiv style=\"background: white;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003ETodos os presentes concordaram que era \ninacreditável.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E2 - O contabilista disse que o seu cão podia fazer ainda \nmelhor: Flux , mostra as tuas habilidades!\u003C\/i\u003E \u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\n\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003E\n\n\u003Cdiv style=\"background: white;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003EO cão entrou em casa, foi à cozinha, voltou com 24 \nbiscoitos, divididos em 8 pilhas de 3 bolachas cada.\u003C\/i\u003E \u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\n\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003E\n\n\u003Cdiv style=\"background: white;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003ETodos concordaram que era muita \nhabilidade...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E3 - O químico disse que o seu cão iria fazer melhor: Óxide, \nmostre-nos o que sabe fazer!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EO Óxide entrou em casa, foi ao frgorífico, \ntirou leite, uma banana descascada, usou a batedeira e fez um \nbatido.\u003C\/i\u003E \n\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\n\u003Cdiv style=\"background: white;\"\u003E\n\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"\u003ETodos concordaram que era \nimpressionante.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EContudo, o informático sabia que podia vencê-los a todos \ne disse: Megabyte, faz!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EO Megabyte foi direito ao carro, pegou no \nnotebook, ligou-o, verificou se ele tinha algum vírus, melhorou o sistema \noperativo, mandou um e-mail e instalou um jogo. \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\n\u003Cdiv style=\"background: white;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: small;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E  \u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\n\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 12pt;\"\u003E\n\n\u003Cdiv style=\"background: white;\"\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003ETodos concordaram que isto era muito difícil de ser \nsuperado.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EOlharam com desconfiança para o político e disseram-lhe: E o \nseu cachorro, o que é que sabe fazer...?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E5 - O político chamou o seu cão \ne disse: Deputado, mostra para todos as tuas habilidades!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EO Deputado \nlevantou-se de repente, comeu as bolachas, bebeu o batido, cagou no tapete, \ndestruiu os arquivos do notebook, virou-se de costas para os outros quatro cães, \nocupou o canil com um título falso e alegou imunidade parlamentar \n....\u003C\/i\u003E \n\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\n\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003EQuaisquer semelhanças com a realidade são, \nobviamente, meras coincidências.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/6544043673606951285\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=6544043673606951285\u0026isPopup=true","title":"2 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/6544043673606951285"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/6544043673606951285"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2012\/02\/o-cao-do-politico.html","title":"O CÃO DO POLÍTICO"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhZ0gIIxicvPvLb-yVKhFinPbsHkJkzkFWkgJTwV1ceG-P-Gepc-TpT-5D1wvK5wbu_5DXEnb16bttXESOsHrqc8fEWgE3WJViiHDfsdXtikoVUKSsK4V-eBgnkrsxQG1flHLCofkkIwipC\/s72-c\/6280756241_0b190e5913.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"2"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-903180414707609612"},"published":{"$t":"2011-12-29T12:10:00.002+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-12-29T12:34:24.196+00:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Feliz Olhar Novo"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-bwmJ4vXcGNs\/TvxYr6WVToI\/AAAAAAAADFw\/xnLoBauFKRg\/s1600\/Feliz+Ano+Novo.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"290\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-bwmJ4vXcGNs\/TvxYr6WVToI\/AAAAAAAADFw\/xnLoBauFKRg\/s400\/Feliz+Ano+Novo.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Ch2 id=\"pageName\"\u003E\n\n\u003C\/h2\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"feature\"\u003E\n\"O grande barato da vida é olhar para trás e sentir orgulho da sua \nhistória.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nO grande lance é viver cada momento como se a receita de felicidade \nfosse o AQUI e o AGORA.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nClaro que a vida prega peças. É lógico que, por \nvezes, o pneu fura, chove demais..., mas, pensa só: tem graça viver sem rir de \ngargalhar pelo menos uma vez ao dia? Tem sentido ficar chateado durante o dia \ntodo por causa de uma discussão na ida pro trabalho?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nQuero viver bem! \nEste ano que passou foi um ano cheio. Foi cheio de coisas boas e realizações, \nmas também cheio de problemas e desilusões. Normal. As vezes a gente espera \ndemais das pessoas. Normal. A grana que não veio, o amigo que decepcionou, o \namor que acabou. Normal.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nO ano que vai entrar vai ser diferente. Muda o ano, \nmas o homem é cheio de imperfeições, a natureza tem sua personalidade que nem \nsempre é a que a gente deseja, mas e aí? Fazer o quê? Acabar com o seu dia? Com \nseu bom humor? Com sua esperança?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nO que desejo para todos é sabedoria! E \nque todos saibamos transformar tudo em boa experiência! Que todos consigamos \nperdoar o desconhecido, o mal educado. Ele passou na sua vida. Não pode ser \nresponsável por um dia ruim... Entender o amigo que não merece nossa melhor \nparte. Se ele decepcionou, passe-o para a categoria 3. Ou mude-o de classe, \ntransforme-o em colega. Além do mais, a gente, provavelmente, também já \ndecepcionou alguém. \u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nO nosso desejo não se realizou? Beleza, não estava \nna hora, não deveria ser a melhor coisa pra esse momento (me lembro sempre de um \nlance que eu adoro): CUIDADO COM SEUS DESEJOS, ELES PODEM SE TORNAR \nREALIDADE.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nChorar de dor, de solidão, de tristeza, faz parte do ser \nhumano. Não adianta lutar contra isso. Mas se a gente se entende e permite olhar \no outro e o mundo com generosidade, as coisas ficam bem \ndiferentes.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nDesejo para todo mundo esse olhar especial.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nO ano que \nvai entrar pode ser um ano especial, muito legal, se entendermos nossas \nfragilidades e egoísmos e dermos a volta nisso. Somos fracos, mas podemos \nmelhorar. Somos egoístas, mas podemos entender o outro. O ano que vai entrar \npode ser o bicho, o máximo, maravilhoso, lindo, espetacular... ou... Pode ser \npuro orgulho! Depende de mim, de você! Pode ser. E que seja!!!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nFeliz \nolhar novo!!! Que o ano que se inicia seja do tamanho que você fizer.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nQue \na virada do ano não seja somente uma data, mas um momento para repensarmos tudo \no que fizemos e que desejamos, afinal sonhos e desejos podem se tornar realidade \nsomente se fizermos jus e acreditarmos neles!\"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cstrong\u003E\u003Cem\u003EAutor: \nCarlos Drummond de Andrade\u003C\/em\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/903180414707609612\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=903180414707609612\u0026isPopup=true","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/903180414707609612"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/903180414707609612"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2011\/12\/feliz-olhar-novo.html","title":"Feliz Olhar Novo"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-bwmJ4vXcGNs\/TvxYr6WVToI\/AAAAAAAADFw\/xnLoBauFKRg\/s72-c\/Feliz+Ano+Novo.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-2458167003121202503"},"published":{"$t":"2011-11-30T21:02:00.001+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-11-30T21:06:20.541+00:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":"A árvore dos amigos"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgjtuAxHroKver6MSw7Xx9F617y22eVzbjljp02tX98Hg0X1bFlVaKriDdfLsCfzzLjPXNH89df1vMA33Pq2wt70Y54iIpNAjIKeh5uwIX-djpRsg_BS-5lfPF7vcjd2M_Vur5JR3-Sy7m9\/s1600\/arvore.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"282\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgjtuAxHroKver6MSw7Xx9F617y22eVzbjljp02tX98Hg0X1bFlVaKriDdfLsCfzzLjPXNH89df1vMA33Pq2wt70Y54iIpNAjIKeh5uwIX-djpRsg_BS-5lfPF7vcjd2M_Vur5JR3-Sy7m9\/s400\/arvore.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nExistem pessoas em nossas vidas que nos deixam felizes pelo simples fato de terem cruzado o nosso caminho.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nAlgumas percorrem ao nosso lado, vendo muitas luas passarem, mas outras apenas vemos entre um passo e outro. A todas elas chamamos de amigo.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nHá muitos tipos de amigos. Talvez cada folha de uma árvore caracterize um deles. O primeiro que nasce do broto é o amigo pai e o amigo mãe.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nMostram o que é ter vida. Depois vem o amigo irmão, com quem dividimos o nosso espaço para que ele floresça como nós.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nPassamos a conhecer toda a família, à qual desejamos o bem.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nMas o destino nos apresenta outros amigos, que não sabíamos que iam cruzar o nosso caminho. Muitos desses são designados amigos do peito, do coração. São sinceros, são verdadeiros. Sabem quando não estamos bem, sabem o que nos faz feliz...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nÀs vezes, um desses amigos do peito estala o nosso coração e então é chamado de amigo namorado.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nEsse dá brilho aos nossos olhos, música aos nossos lábios, pulos aos nossos pés.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nMas também há aqueles amigos por um tempo, talvez umas férias ou mesmo um dia ou uma hora. Esses costumam colocar muitos sorrisos na nossa face, durante o tempo que estamos por perto.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nFalando em perto, não podemos nos esquecer dos amigos distantes, que ficam nas pontas dos galhos, mas que quando o vento sopra, aparecem novamente entre uma folha e outra.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nO tempo passa, o verão se vai, o outono se aproxima, e perdemos algumas de nossas folhas. Algumas nascem num outro verão e outras permanecem por muitas estações. Mas o que nos deixa mais feliz é que as que caíram continuam por perto, continuam aumentando a nossa raiz com alegria. Lembranças de momentos maravilhosos enquanto cruzavam o nosso caminho.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nCada pessoa que passa em nossa vida é única. Sempre deixa um pouco de si e leva um pouco de nós. Há os que levaram muito, mas não há os que não deixaram nada.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nEsta é a maior responsabilidade de nossa vida e a prova evidente de que duas almas não se encontram por acaso.\u003Cbr \/\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/2458167003121202503\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=2458167003121202503\u0026isPopup=true","title":"1 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/2458167003121202503"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/2458167003121202503"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2011\/11\/arvore-dos-amigos.html","title":"A árvore dos amigos"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgjtuAxHroKver6MSw7Xx9F617y22eVzbjljp02tX98Hg0X1bFlVaKriDdfLsCfzzLjPXNH89df1vMA33Pq2wt70Y54iIpNAjIKeh5uwIX-djpRsg_BS-5lfPF7vcjd2M_Vur5JR3-Sy7m9\/s72-c\/arvore.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-6758982699785979039"},"published":{"$t":"2011-11-25T15:30:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-11-25T15:30:00.584+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Demonstrando"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Reflexão"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Saudade...É o amor que fica !"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjFFhHstoQFdBFRe0_iM4xSMS3Pg5baAXNhCz4FCfbSwZsQuvE0pAyOLKwGYYXGXtv0O8iGUttJ4RAfNDz6bwgYAXGF63y8lBZaczhaRs9ZRciK-Epxj8AQ172-3C2FSfmllQWz-1HwCQjd\/s1600\/mini-saudade.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"185\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjFFhHstoQFdBFRe0_iM4xSMS3Pg5baAXNhCz4FCfbSwZsQuvE0pAyOLKwGYYXGXtv0O8iGUttJ4RAfNDz6bwgYAXGF63y8lBZaczhaRs9ZRciK-Epxj8AQ172-3C2FSfmllQWz-1HwCQjd\/s400\/mini-saudade.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003ENo início da minha vida profissional, senti-me atraído em tratar crianças, me entusiasmei com a oncologia infantil. Tinha, e tenho ainda hoje, um carinho muito grande por crianças. Elas nos enternecem e nos surpreendem como suas maneiras simples e diretas de ver o mundo, sem meias verdades.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nNós médicos somos treinados para nos sentirmos \"deuses\".\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nSó que não o somos! Não acho o sentimento de onipotência de todo ruim, se bem dosado.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nÉ este sentimento que nos impulsiona, que nos ajuda a vencer desafios, a se rebelar contra a morte e a tentar ir sempre mais além. Se mal dosado, porém, este sentimento será de arrogância e prepotência, o que não é bom. Quando perdemos um paciente, voltamos à planície, experimentamos o fracasso e os limites que a ciência nos impõe e entendemos que não somos deuses. Somos forçados a reconhecer nossos limites!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nRecordo-me com emoção do Hospital do Câncer de Pernambuco, onde dei meus primeiros passos como profissional. Nesse hospital, comecei a freqüentar a enfermaria infantil, e a me apaixonar pela oncopediatria.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nMas também comecei a vivenciar os dramas dos meus pacientes, particularmente os das crianças, que via como vítimas inocentes desta terrível doença que é o câncer.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nCom o nascimento da minha primeira filha, comecei a me acovardar ao ver o sofrimento destas crianças. Até o dia em que um anjo passou por mim.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nMeu anjo veio na forma de uma criança já com 11 anos, calejada porém por 2 longos anos de tratamentos nos mais diversos, hospitais, exames, manipulações, injeções, e todos os desconfortos trazidos pelos programas de quimioterapias e radioterapia.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nMas nunca vi meu anjo fraquejar. Já a vi chorar sim, muitas vezes, mas não via fraqueza em seu choro. Via medo em seus olhinhos algumas vezes, e isto é humano! Mas via confiança e determinação. Ela entregava o bracinho à enfermeira, e com uma lágrima nos olhos dizia: faça tia, é preciso para eu ficar boa.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nUm dia, cheguei ao hospital de manhã cedinho e encontrei meu anjo sozinho no quarto. Perguntei pela mãe. E comecei a ouvir uma resposta que ainda hoje não consigo contar sem vivenciar profunda emoção.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nMeu anjo respondeu:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Tio, disse-me ela, às vezes minha mãe sai do quarto para chorar escondido nos corredores. Quando eu morrer, acho que ela vai ficar com muita saudade de mim. Mas eu não tenho medo de morrer, tio. Eu não nasci para esta vida!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nPensando no que a morte representava para crianças, que assistem seus heróis morrerem e ressuscitarem nos seriados e filmes, indaguei:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- E o que morte representa para você, minha querida?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Olha tio, quando a gente é pequena, às vezes, vamos dormir na cama do nosso pai e no outro dia acordamos no nosso quarto, em nossa própria cama não é ?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n(Lembrei minhas filhas, na época crianças de 6 e 2 anos, costumavam dormir no meu quarto e após dormirem eu procedia exatamente assim.)\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- É isso mesmo, e então?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Vou explicar o que acontece, continuou ela: Quando nós dormimos, nosso pai vem e nos leva nos braços para o nosso quarto, para nossa cama, não é?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- É isso mesmo querida, você é muito esperta!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Olha tio, eu não nasci para esta vida! Um dia eu vou dormir e o meu Pai vem me buscar. Vou acordar na casa Dele, na minha vida verdadeira!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nFiquei \"entupigaitado\". Boquiaberto, não sabia o que dizer. Chocado com o pensamento deste anjinho, com a maturidade que o sofrimento acelerou, com a visão e grande espiritualidade desta criança, fiquei parado, sem ação\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- E minha mãe vai ficar com muitas saudades minha, emendou ela.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nEmocionado, travado na garganta, contendo uma lágrima e um soluço, perguntei ao meu anjo:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- E o que saudade significa para você, minha querida ?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Não sabe não tio? Saudade é o amor que fica!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nHoje, aos 53 anos de idade, desafio qualquer um dar uma definição melhor, mais direta e mais simples para a palavra saudade: é o amor que fica!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nUm anjo passou por mim...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nFoi enviado para me dizer que existe muito mais entre o céu e a terra, do que nos permitimos enxergar. Que geralmente, absolutilizamos tudo que é relativo (carros novos, casas, roupas de grife, jóias) enquanto relativizamos a única coisa absoluta que temos, nossa transcendência.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nMeu anjinho já se foi, há longos anos. Mas me deixou uma grande lição, vindo de alguém que jamais pensei, por ser criança e portadora de grave doença, e a quem nunca mais esqueci.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nDeixou uma lição que ajudou a melhorar a minha vida, a tentar ser mais humano e carinhoso com meus doentes, a repensar meus valores.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nHoje, quando a noite chega e o céu está limpo, vejo uma linda estrela a quem chamo \"meu anjo, que brilha e resplandece no céu. Imagino ser ela, fulgurante em sua nova e eterna casa.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nObrigado anjinho, pela vida bonita que teve, pelas lições que ensinastes, pela ajuda que me destes.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nDe um artigo do Dr. Rogério Brandão - Médico oncologista\u0026nbsp;clínico."},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/6758982699785979039\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=6758982699785979039\u0026isPopup=true","title":"2 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/6758982699785979039"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/6758982699785979039"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2011\/11\/saudadee-o-amor-que-fica.html","title":"Saudade...É o amor que fica !"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjFFhHstoQFdBFRe0_iM4xSMS3Pg5baAXNhCz4FCfbSwZsQuvE0pAyOLKwGYYXGXtv0O8iGUttJ4RAfNDz6bwgYAXGF63y8lBZaczhaRs9ZRciK-Epxj8AQ172-3C2FSfmllQWz-1HwCQjd\/s72-c\/mini-saudade.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"2"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-8947515620403602083"},"published":{"$t":"2011-11-23T11:37:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-11-23T11:37:00.370+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Demonstrando"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Reflexão"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Urtigas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Sherlock Holmes"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgzQ7DYjoswQnRzxOL0v6L8t2t4TE8Y-sHb4hu7yoPhltfBygVQTfJqkzNNLM72R1n0DUwnlDGOvRhhwdLjBmXPrPJ45NuapeT464T-YFxQOM7vdaP7lzIhMBq-OrKfFuQTvTMnD_sEXwVM\/s1600\/chair-jpg.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgzQ7DYjoswQnRzxOL0v6L8t2t4TE8Y-sHb4hu7yoPhltfBygVQTfJqkzNNLM72R1n0DUwnlDGOvRhhwdLjBmXPrPJ45NuapeT464T-YFxQOM7vdaP7lzIhMBq-OrKfFuQTvTMnD_sEXwVM\/s400\/chair-jpg.jpg\" width=\"333\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\n\u003Cstrong\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\n\u003Cstrong\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003ESherlock \nHolmes\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ESherlock Holmes e Watson vão acampar.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EMontam a tenda e, \ndepois de uma boa refeição e uma garrafa de vinho, deitam-se para \ndormir.\u003Cbr \/\u003EAlgumas horas depois, Holmes acorda e diz para o seu fiel \namigo:\u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E— Meu caro Watson, olhe para cima e diga-me o que \nvê.\u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003EWatson responde:\u003Cbr \/\u003E— Vejo milhares e milhares de \nestrelas.\u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003EHolmes, então, pergunta:\u003Cbr \/\u003E— E o que isso \nsignifica?\u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003EWatson pondera por um minuto, depois enumera:\u003Cbr \/\u003E1. \nAstronomicamente, significa que há milhares e milhares de galáxias, e, \npotencialmente, biliões de planetas.\u003Cbr \/\u003E2. Astrologicamente, observo que Saturno \nestá em Leão e teremos um dia de sorte.\u003Cbr \/\u003E3. Temporalmente, deduzo que são \naproximadamente 03 horas e 15minutos pela altura em que se encontra a Estrela \nPolar.\u003Cbr \/\u003E4. Teologicamente, posso ver que Deus é todo-poderoso e somos pequenos \ne insignificantes.\u003Cbr \/\u003E5. Meteorologicamente, suspeito que teremos um lindo dia. \n\u003Cbr \/\u003ECorrecto?\u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003EHolmes fica um minuto em silêncio e diz:\u003Cbr \/\u003E— Fdssss... \nWatson, não vês que nos gamaram a puta da tenda?!!...\u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"background: rgb(146,208,80);\"\u003EMoral da história: A vida é simples, nós é \nque a complicamos.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003E\u003Cu\u003E\u003C\/u\u003E\u003Cu\u003E\u003C\/u\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/8947515620403602083\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=8947515620403602083\u0026isPopup=true","title":"1 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/8947515620403602083"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/8947515620403602083"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2011\/11\/sherlock-holmes.html","title":"Sherlock Holmes"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgzQ7DYjoswQnRzxOL0v6L8t2t4TE8Y-sHb4hu7yoPhltfBygVQTfJqkzNNLM72R1n0DUwnlDGOvRhhwdLjBmXPrPJ45NuapeT464T-YFxQOM7vdaP7lzIhMBq-OrKfFuQTvTMnD_sEXwVM\/s72-c\/chair-jpg.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-6792127948226119380"},"published":{"$t":"2011-11-20T11:07:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-11-20T11:07:00.056+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Avisos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Demonstrando"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Reflexão"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Urtigas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Solte a panela"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhFUq56ETfE4qdPRcwlq39BA9fuQ10FYgjkcv_cNbeIrpZN9cUwFNsDswZsjsFb1LmPhJdPQtvoHNcK_cbPhku_3Dg7pnEnsEjYzVEMksQQCCVq2I0ErvCSvu9ICSuBGob4qzga3omgvRzx\/s1600\/Cristian+Bernardini+urso+aborrecido+com+ins%25C3%25B3nias.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"308\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhFUq56ETfE4qdPRcwlq39BA9fuQ10FYgjkcv_cNbeIrpZN9cUwFNsDswZsjsFb1LmPhJdPQtvoHNcK_cbPhku_3Dg7pnEnsEjYzVEMksQQCCVq2I0ErvCSvu9ICSuBGob4qzga3omgvRzx\/s400\/Cristian+Bernardini+urso+aborrecido+com+ins%25C3%25B3nias.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\nCerta vez, um urso faminto perambulava pela floresta em busca de alimento. A época era de escassez, porém, seu faro aguçado sentiu o cheiro de comida e o conduziu a um acampamento de caçadores.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\nAo chegar lá, o urso, percebendo que o acampamento estava vazio, foi até a fogueira, ardendo em brasas, e viu que dela haviam tirado um panelão de comida.\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\nO urso abraçou a panela com toda sua força e enfiou a cabeça dentro dela, devorando tudo. Enquanto abraçava a panela, começou a perceber algo lhe atingindo. Na verdade era o calor da panela. Ele estava sendo queimado nas patas, no peito e por onde mais a panela encostava.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\nO urso nunca havia experimentado aquela sensação e, então, interpretou as queimaduras pelo seu corpo como uma coisa que queria lhe tirar a comida. Começou a urrar muito alto. E quanto mais alto urrava, mais apertava a panela quente contra seu imenso corpo.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\nQuanto mais a panela lhe queimava, mais ele apertava contra o seu corpo e mais alto ainda urrava. Quando os caçadores chegaram ao acampamento, encontraram o urso recostado a uma árvore próxima à fogueira, segurando a panela. O urso tinha tantas queimaduras que o fizeram grudar na panela e, seu imenso corpo, mesmo morto, ainda mantinha a expressão de estar urrando.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\nQuando terminei de ouvir esta história de um mestre, percebi que, em nossa.\u0026nbsp;vida, por muitas vezes, abraçamos certas coisas que julgamos ser importantes.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\nAlgumas delas nos fazem gemer de dor, nos queimam por fora e por dentro e, mesmo assim, ainda as julgamos importantes.\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\nTemos medo de abandoná-las e esse medo nos coloca numa situação de sofrimento, de desespero.\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\nApertamos essas coisas contra nossos corações e terminamos derrotados por algo que tanto protegemos, acreditamos e defendemos.\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\nPara que tudo dê certo em sua vida, é necessário reconhecer, em certos momentos, que nem sempre o que parece salvação vai lhe dar condições de prosseguir. Tenha a coragem e a visão que o urso não teve. Tire de seu caminho tudo aquilo que faz seu coração arder.\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\nSolte a panela!\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/6792127948226119380\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=6792127948226119380\u0026isPopup=true","title":"1 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/6792127948226119380"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/6792127948226119380"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2011\/11\/solte-panela.html","title":"Solte a panela"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhFUq56ETfE4qdPRcwlq39BA9fuQ10FYgjkcv_cNbeIrpZN9cUwFNsDswZsjsFb1LmPhJdPQtvoHNcK_cbPhku_3Dg7pnEnsEjYzVEMksQQCCVq2I0ErvCSvu9ICSuBGob4qzga3omgvRzx\/s72-c\/Cristian+Bernardini+urso+aborrecido+com+ins%25C3%25B3nias.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-2620976228337082587"},"published":{"$t":"2011-11-15T15:39:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-11-15T15:39:00.724+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Olha o Boneco"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Pormenores, que estragam a foto...."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; 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font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; letter-spacing: 1.2pt;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.dnoticias.pt\/impressa\/diario\/2011-02-26\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #c4141b;\"\u003EDiário de Notícias\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 15.05pt;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #c4141b; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 9.0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #c4141b;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.dnoticias.pt\/impressa\/diario\/2011-02-26\"\u003ESábado, 26 de Fevereiro de 2011\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #005689; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 15.05pt;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #c4141b; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 9.0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjcKGImaASVukByfJ98C6LxxChFA7OhwgKduCA6R4rn7Ui8qeLukygQAkVabO_6iviltIpAOqvCs1FA8G6oM0mMGLGGcEnjUzfePyzgRX0_Y9wg0aLygq-PncqnndXd8Mp0xUCNQSeSVu2u\/s1600\/casamento1.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"388\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjcKGImaASVukByfJ98C6LxxChFA7OhwgKduCA6R4rn7Ui8qeLukygQAkVabO_6iviltIpAOqvCs1FA8G6oM0mMGLGGcEnjUzfePyzgRX0_Y9wg0aLygq-PncqnndXd8Mp0xUCNQSeSVu2u\/s400\/casamento1.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 15.05pt;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #c4141b; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 9.0pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv align=\"right\" class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 15.05pt; text-align: right;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Ch3 style=\"line-height: 15.05pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10pt;\"\u003EO casamento para escapar à forca, ou a forca para evitar o casamento\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/h3\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 15.05pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 15.05pt; margin-bottom: 18.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: 0cm; margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003ENa Idade Média havia um costume, nalguns países, que consistia em perdoar a pena de morte a um condenado, se este fosse pedido em casamento por uma rapariga. O Código de Justiça Militar francês, em 1668, proibiu que esse costume abrangesse os desertores das tropas. O casamento poderia ser uma forma ardilosa de escapa à forca.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 15.05pt; margin-bottom: 18.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: 0cm; margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003EEnforca, enforca!...\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 15.05pt; margin-bottom: 18.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: 0cm; margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003EValério Bexiga, no livro «O Juiz e o fariseu» descreve um caso curioso. Terá acontecido algures em França no séc. XVIII. Um contrabandista, condenado à forca, já se encontrava no cadafalso, com o capuz na cabeça e a corda ao pescoço, quando, na assistência, uma mulher grita que queria casar com ele.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nA execução é suspensa e a sortuda mulher aproxima-se. Tratava-se de uma mulher feia, coxa e com ar esquisito. Ao ver tal figura, o condenado enfia o capuz na própria cabeça, e grita aflitivamente para o carrasco: «enforca, enforca!...».\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 15.05pt; margin-bottom: 18.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: 0cm; margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003EJustificação religiosa\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 15.05pt; margin-bottom: 18.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: 0cm; margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003ESegundo a Igreja, o casamento é um sacramento de tal modo importante que se justifica aquele \"perdão\" da pena. Só Deus pode dissolver o casamento com a morte natural. O casamento conferia também especial estatuto e era exigido nalgumas profissões. Por exemplo nas Ordenações Afonsinas e Manuelinas dispunha que \"casado deve ser o oficial de justiça\".\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 15.05pt; margin-bottom: 18.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: 0cm; margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003EJustificações profanas\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 15.05pt; margin-bottom: 18.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: 0cm; margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003EAlgumas pessoas, para justificar tal costume (perdão da forca se o condenado casasse), diziam que não se tratava de um autêntico perdão de pena, mas sim de uma \"pena alternativa\".\u003Cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nO filósofo Séneca (séc. I), ao criticar as condenações à morte decretadas pelo imperador Nero, dizia: \"condenados à morte estamos desde que nascemos, e assim, a condenação à morte não é uma verdadeira pena.\" Talvez por isso, um jurista\u0026nbsp; chamado Despeisses (séc. XVII) concluía que \"o casamento é uma pena mais severa do que a morte\".\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 15.05pt; margin-bottom: 18.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: 0cm; margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003ECasamento e a filosofia\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 15.05pt; margin-bottom: 18.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: 0cm; margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003EO filósofo Sócrates (séc. IV a.C., casado com Xantipa, que era mulher de mau feitio), dizia aos seus discípulos: \"casai-vos, se vos calhar em sorte uma boa mulher, sereis felizes. Se vos couber uma má, sereis filósofos\". No mesmo sentido, São Jerónimo (séc. IV) defendeu o celibato por ser o modo de melhor filosofar. E em 1073, o Papa Gregório VII impôs o celibato obrigatório porque \"o matrimónio dos sacerdotes é herético e os distraia do serviço ao Senhor\", e vários teólogos defendiam que \"a sexualidade atrapalha a espiritualidade\". Esta perspectiva negativa e \"herética\" do casamento, acaba por justificar este sacramento como \"pena alternativa\", embora não tenha sido esse o objectivo da Igreja.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 15.05pt; margin-bottom: 18.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: 0cm; margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003EA \"forca\" nos dias de hoje\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 15.05pt; margin-bottom: 18.0pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: 0cm; margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003EQuando temos conhecimento que alguém se casou, é costume dizer-se, na actualidade, em linguagem calão, \"enforcou-se\". De certeza que este termo calão, ao equiparar o casamento à forca, tem origem naquele costume medieval.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 15.05pt;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 9pt;\"\u003EJoão Luis Gonçalves, Procurador da República no TAFF\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/8987505497382286785\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=8987505497382286785\u0026isPopup=true","title":"1 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/8987505497382286785"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/8987505497382286785"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2011\/11\/condenacao-forca-e-o-casamento.html","title":"A condenação à forca e o casamento"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjcKGImaASVukByfJ98C6LxxChFA7OhwgKduCA6R4rn7Ui8qeLukygQAkVabO_6iviltIpAOqvCs1FA8G6oM0mMGLGGcEnjUzfePyzgRX0_Y9wg0aLygq-PncqnndXd8Mp0xUCNQSeSVu2u\/s72-c\/casamento1.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-5422083982804077077"},"published":{"$t":"2011-11-09T09:47:00.000+00:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-11-09T09:47:15.009+00:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Alentejo"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Demonstrando"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Reflexão"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Urtigas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Imposto não imposto pago continuamente"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 15.05pt;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #c4141b; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 10.0pt; letter-spacing: 1.2pt;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.dnoticias.pt\/impressa\/diario\/2011-10-26\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #c4141b;\"\u003EDiário de Notícias\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 15.05pt;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #c4141b; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 9.0pt;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/www.dnoticias.pt\/impressa\/diario\/2011-10-26\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #c4141b;\"\u003EQuarta, 26 de Outubro de 2011\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEh5tNk9vqSnetusyylA4u3xC0TEQjYYzKoaFbu7DAz3oAoQxQH3DNVyCQ7mtXsO0uKnPGS1nPtTwGf_IPFAa5ep7u2MdHBuVvmSzVYsKr27RcY9rZrPs1if262kMR-uOo-onP33Am5QoIOh\/s1600\/criacao-das-moedas-do-euro.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"266\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEh5tNk9vqSnetusyylA4u3xC0TEQjYYzKoaFbu7DAz3oAoQxQH3DNVyCQ7mtXsO0uKnPGS1nPtTwGf_IPFAa5ep7u2MdHBuVvmSzVYsKr27RcY9rZrPs1if262kMR-uOo-onP33Am5QoIOh\/s400\/criacao-das-moedas-do-euro.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: 15.05pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Ch2 style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm; mso-line-height-alt: 15.05pt;\"\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px;\"\u003ENo início do séc. XIX, o imposto, para ser legítimo, teria de ter a concordância do próprio povo\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/h2\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cem\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003E\"O bom pastor é aquele que tosquia as ovelhas, não o que lhes arranca a pele.\"\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/em\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cstrong\u003EImperador Tibério\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cstrong\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003EOrigem do imposto \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003EO imposto surgiu na História, segundo Cícero (séc I a.C), como \"pagamento de prestação periódica dos vencidos de guerra aos vencedores, depois de reduzidos à escravidão. O imposto era, assim, uma obrigação de escravo\", escreve Valério Bexiga no seu livro \"Cabra que pula a vinha…\", 1999.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cstrong\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003EInventores de impostos\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003EO imperador Romano Caio Calígula, foi um dos maiores \"inventores de impostos\". Até criou imposto sobre \"as portas\" e, no ano 40 d.C., sobre os \"lucros da prostituição\". Consta que autorizou a prática desta actividade em instalações públicas. Desde que se paguem impostos, tudo é lícito. Cícero, nas célebres \"Verrinas\", equiparava os pesados impostos do governador Verres, da Sicília, às prestações exigidas aos povos escravizados, por serem tributos absurdos, que delapidaram os cidadãos daquela ilha. O imperador Tibério, que viveu na altura de Cristo, indignado com as constantes queixas das \"extorsões fiscais\" do governador do Egito, mandou-lhe recado dizendo: \"o bom pastor é aquele que tosquia as ovelhas, não o que lhes arranca a pele.\"\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cstrong\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003EImitação dos portugueses\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003EValério Bexiga (in op.cit.) diz que \"o sistema fiscal português, dá mostras de algum progresso na senda da inventividade de Caio Calígula\". Por exemplo, D.Miguel, em 1832, também decidiu tributar as portas e janelas, tal como havia feito Calígula na antiga Roma. Em Portugal, nos nossos dias, também se tributa o \"suborno\", diz Valério Bexiga (in op. cit.). Mas, devido à dificuldade de inscrever esta despesa, o governo incluiu a rubrica \"despesas não documentadas\". Ou seja, tal como o imperador Calígula, a origem e destino do rendimento não interessa, desde pague imposto, tudo é lícito.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cstrong\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003E\"Imposto não imposto\"\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/strong\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003EO advento do liberalismo, início do séc. XIX, veio acentuar a ideia de que o imposto, para ser legítimo, teria de ter a concordância do próprio povo. Como é isto possível? A solução é simples: a aprovação dos impostos fica reservada ao povo, através dos seus representantes eleitos no parlamento. Esta \"legalidade formal\", na prática, é a que ainda vigora nos nossos dias. O problema é que a legalidade formal é parente afastada da realidade prática.\u003Cspan class=\"apple-converted-space\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003EConta-se que o intendente Pina Manique recebeu, por decreto real, a concessão dos \"serviços de iluminação pública\" em Lisboa, no final do séc. XVIII. No entanto, continuou a receber as taxas respectivas (100 réis exigidos a cada morador), mesmo depois de extinguir a prestação do serviço. Mais tarde, constava que as dispendiosas festas, na altura do primeiro parto da rainha Carlota, tinham sido promovidas pelo referido intendente.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003EPagar taxas, sem o correspondente serviço prestado ao cidadão é, na verdade, o pior \"imposto não imposto\" inventado, que se tornou, infelizmente, habitual, desde, pelo menos, final do séc. XVIII.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nDizia Estobeu: \"o uso do dinheiro, feito com inteligência, pode contribuir para a generosidade e para o bem do povo; sem inteligência, é um imposto pago continuamente\".\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin: 0cm; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cem\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003EJoão Luís Gonçalves, Procurador da República no Tribunal Administrativo e Fiscal de Loulé\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/em\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Georgia; font-size: 11.5pt;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/5422083982804077077\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=5422083982804077077\u0026isPopup=true","title":"1 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/5422083982804077077"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/5422083982804077077"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2011\/11\/imposto-nao-imposto-pago-continuamente.html","title":"Imposto não imposto pago continuamente"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEh5tNk9vqSnetusyylA4u3xC0TEQjYYzKoaFbu7DAz3oAoQxQH3DNVyCQ7mtXsO0uKnPGS1nPtTwGf_IPFAa5ep7u2MdHBuVvmSzVYsKr27RcY9rZrPs1if262kMR-uOo-onP33Am5QoIOh\/s72-c\/criacao-das-moedas-do-euro.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-7190603672107574367"},"published":{"$t":"2011-08-09T19:17:00.000+01:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-08-09T19:17:52.587+01:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Avisos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Demonstrando"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Muito Louca"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"DAQUELAS QUE VALE A PENA LER!..."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv lang=\"EN-US\"\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-left: 7.5pt; 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Eu sou a nova professora do seu filho!!!...\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\r\n\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/td\u003E\u003C\/tr\u003E\r\n\u003C\/tbody\u003E\u003C\/table\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/7190603672107574367\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=7190603672107574367\u0026isPopup=true","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/7190603672107574367"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/7190603672107574367"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2011\/08\/daquelas-que-vale-pena-ler.html","title":"DAQUELAS QUE VALE A PENA LER!..."}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEh1F5H30gkriHaRxcGroBX7NCM3hfm9JKIpYfEaHA3FBP6RHIzxK9_7bAbB0vli7vtxurV0xmvlx1mnxN0wAWe2QB_8lkxgt67S9nyEMM-eL4K_cyLXSjOwb-OXdHTn8rGX4nbMrf7DjpTN\/s72-c\/agatachar.png","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-6181915816501109703"},"published":{"$t":"2011-07-18T13:37:00.009+01:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-07-18T13:37:00.308+01:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Avisos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Demonstrando"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Cabeleireira karateca prende ladrão e usa-o como escravo sexual"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEj28qbgOXrwGPR4pVlOlbU4YOfk3HS8FpYFaUfyxZqDLPYlaM-VXgJByGoz_tP1PXDhJ4Y3YTQlxB_SRrlkayjKO4C4w0AnHmXlioQaE-MFVdboUNl3BKh9dzKeOOuHMmuuYANFWwUaw2b_\/s1600\/FtN27341.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"243\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEj28qbgOXrwGPR4pVlOlbU4YOfk3HS8FpYFaUfyxZqDLPYlaM-VXgJByGoz_tP1PXDhJ4Y3YTQlxB_SRrlkayjKO4C4w0AnHmXlioQaE-MFVdboUNl3BKh9dzKeOOuHMmuuYANFWwUaw2b_\/s400\/FtN27341.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"newsP\" style=\"border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 11px; font: normal normal 400 11px\/normal Verdana; margin-bottom: 10px !important; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px !important; padding-bottom: 0px !important; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"newsP\" style=\"border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 11px; font: normal normal 400 11px\/normal Verdana; margin-bottom: 10px !important; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px !important; padding-bottom: 0px !important; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;\"\u003EUm homem tenta assaltar um cabeleireiro e acaba por ser sequestrado pela dona do estabelecimento, que o transforma num escravo sexual. Este podia ser o enredo de um filme de Hollywood, mas não: o episódio é verídico e aconteceu na Rússia.\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"newsP\" style=\"border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 11px; font: normal normal 400 11px\/normal Verdana; margin-bottom: 10px !important; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px !important; padding-bottom: 0px !important; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;\"\u003EViktor Jasinski, de 32 anos, entrou no salão de beleza com o intuito de roubar o dinheiro que estava na caixa registadora. A dona, Olga Zajac, trocou-lhe as voltas e imobilizou-o com facilidade, recorrendo às artes marciais: a mulher, de 28 anos, é cinturão negro de karaté.\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"newsP\" style=\"border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 11px; font: normal normal 400 11px\/normal Verdana; margin-bottom: 10px !important; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px !important; padding-bottom: 0px !important; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;\"\u003EEm vez de ligar para a Polícia, depois de imobilizar o intruso, a jovem russa decidiu dar-lhe uma lição: despiu-o, algemou-o a uma cama e obrigou-o, com recurso a comprimidos Viagra, a ser seu escravo sexual durante três dias. Depois de usar e abusar do ladrão, Olga soltou-o e disse-lhe para desaparecer.\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Ch2 class=\"news_subtit2\" style=\"border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #1d1d1d; font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal 400 11px\/normal Verdana; letter-spacing: normal; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px !important; text-decoration: none; word-spacing: normal;\"\u003EPrisão para ambos\u003C\/h2\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: 11px;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"newsP\" style=\"border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 11px; font: normal normal 400 11px\/normal Verdana; margin-bottom: 10px !important; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px !important; padding-bottom: 0px !important; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;\"\u003EViktor deslocou-se imediatamente ao hospital para tratar os hematomas no pénis e testículos, onde chamou a Polícia e apresentou queixa contra a violadora. Às autoridades, Olga deixou claro: \"Quis apenas dar-lhe uma lição. Sim, tivemos sexo umas quantas vezes. Mas, no fim, ainda lhe dei dinheiro e ofereci-lhe um par de calças de ganga novas\", lê-se na edição de hoje do jornal inglês \"\u003Ca class=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/top-stories\/2011\/07\/13\/karate-expert-keeps-shop-burglar-as-sex-slave-for-three-days-115875-23267221\/\" rel=\"nofollow\" style=\"border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font: normal normal 400 11px\/normal Verdana; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none !important;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003EDaily Mirror\u003C\/a\u003E\u0026nbsp;\".\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"newsP\" style=\"border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 11px; font: normal normal 400 11px\/normal Verdana; margin-bottom: 10px !important; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px !important; padding-bottom: 0px !important; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;\"\u003EResultado: o homem acabou por ser preso por tentativa de roubo e a mulher tambe\u0026nbsp; foi detida por tortura e sequestro.\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: Verdana; font-size: 11px; font: normal normal 400 11px\/normal Verdana; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;\"\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: 11px;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font: normal normal 400 11px\/normal Verdana; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nLer mais:\u0026nbsp;\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/aeiou.expresso.pt\/cabeleireira-karateca-prende-ladrao-e-usa-o-como-escravo-sexual=f661974#ixzz1SGsMDjYx\" style=\"border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #003399; font: normal normal 400 11px\/normal Verdana; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none !important;\"\u003Ehttp:\/\/aeiou.expresso.pt\/cabeleireira-karateca-prende-ladrao-e-usa-o-como-escravo-sexual=f661974#ixzz1SGsMDjYx\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/6181915816501109703\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=6181915816501109703\u0026isPopup=true","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/6181915816501109703"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/6181915816501109703"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2011\/07\/cabeleireira-karateca-prende-ladrao-e.html","title":"Cabeleireira karateca prende ladrão e usa-o como escravo sexual"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEj28qbgOXrwGPR4pVlOlbU4YOfk3HS8FpYFaUfyxZqDLPYlaM-VXgJByGoz_tP1PXDhJ4Y3YTQlxB_SRrlkayjKO4C4w0AnHmXlioQaE-MFVdboUNl3BKh9dzKeOOuHMmuuYANFWwUaw2b_\/s72-c\/FtN27341.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-2846481157594777754"},"published":{"$t":"2011-07-14T19:31:00.000+01:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-07-14T19:31:35.385+01:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Alentejo"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Avisos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Urtigas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"O copo de tinto e o Santo..."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgeK05zwYAix6M4faill5BcGNsj0A7hsDgYiNDmh73x6-NG3OrfPF9XN8fCWupalqO_ily5d8BzRp6dChahp9rV8U5VCKSd0AI_HtQ4f5Rdbk7uqYykV-xxmj2BQFkRK5a2XLihJ6z-RluR\/s1600\/Santo.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgeK05zwYAix6M4faill5BcGNsj0A7hsDgYiNDmh73x6-NG3OrfPF9XN8fCWupalqO_ily5d8BzRp6dChahp9rV8U5VCKSd0AI_HtQ4f5Rdbk7uqYykV-xxmj2BQFkRK5a2XLihJ6z-RluR\/s400\/Santo.jpg\" width=\"312\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003EChegou um tipo ao bar e gritou:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nEh aí? Dê-me um copo de tinto!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nO empregado encheu o copo e avisou:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Aqui toda a gente que bebe um copo deita pró chão um pouco e oferece ao santo!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nO freguês fez um manguito com o braço.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Aqui, oh! Pró santo eu faço um manguito!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nNo mesmo instante o braço dele endureceu de tal forma que não se mexia.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- O que aconteceu? - gritou o homem, desesperado.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- O senhor ofendeu o santo e foi castigado.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nMas como é a primeira vez que o senhor vem ao bar, vou resolver isso.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nO empregado chamou todos os fregueses e pediu que rezassem.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nO braço do sujeito foi voltando ao normal.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nUm velhinho viu tudo e ficou impressionado.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nDirigiu-se ao empregado, pediu um copo e bebeu de uma só vez.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nO empregado perguntou:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- E pró santo?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nO velhinho baixou as calças e tirou o dito pra fora:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Aqui pró santo...!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nO pau endureceu na hora.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nO velhinho sacou uma arma e gritou:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Se alguém rezar aqui, *MORRE!!!!!!!!*\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nNão sei onde fica tal taberna... evitam de perguntar."},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/2846481157594777754\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=2846481157594777754\u0026isPopup=true","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/2846481157594777754"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/2846481157594777754"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2011\/07\/o-copo-de-tinto-e-o-santo.html","title":"O copo de tinto e o Santo..."}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgeK05zwYAix6M4faill5BcGNsj0A7hsDgYiNDmh73x6-NG3OrfPF9XN8fCWupalqO_ily5d8BzRp6dChahp9rV8U5VCKSd0AI_HtQ4f5Rdbk7uqYykV-xxmj2BQFkRK5a2XLihJ6z-RluR\/s72-c\/Santo.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"},"georss$featurename":{"$t":"Malagueira, Évora, Portugal"},"georss$point":{"$t":"38.577661816939752 -7.9200700695190562"},"georss$box":{"$t":"38.547641816939752 -7.9527900695190565 38.607681816939753 -7.8873500695190559"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-3201593248635571994"},"published":{"$t":"2011-06-29T22:07:00.003+01:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-07-16T13:57:08.936+01:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Avisos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Demonstrando"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"MODERNO SUPERMERCADO"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv style=\"padding-left: 2px;\"\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma; font-size: medium;\"\u003EA CADA\u0026nbsp;SECÇÃO, SUA PECULIARIDADE...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma; font-size: medium;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"font-family: arial; font-size: 12pt; font: normal normal normal 10pt\/normal tahoma;\"\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: Arial;\"\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: arial; font-size: 21px;\"\u003EA água é borrifada automaticamente, para manter os produtos frescos.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"font-family: arial;\"\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 21px;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; font-family: arial; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgL89kBGhjMImyLgby7pOv1B7wr3o5JXEa_ujKKVvruJkFncosrBbn8jI2lLn4tkF5103pA_d4_UhOt0ZUrIh83JgUK3olRhbRiE9KxP0W0440CyiEYT1-IG5oHScXdqHPgQwzO50n3xkqV\/s1600\/frutas.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"font-size: 12pt; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"312\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgL89kBGhjMImyLgby7pOv1B7wr3o5JXEa_ujKKVvruJkFncosrBbn8jI2lLn4tkF5103pA_d4_UhOt0ZUrIh83JgUK3olRhbRiE9KxP0W0440CyiEYT1-IG5oHScXdqHPgQwzO50n3xkqV\/s400\/frutas.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"font-family: arial;\"\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 21px;\"\u003EVocê escuta o som distante  de trovões e o cheiro de chuva fresca.\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"font-family: arial;\"\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 21px;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: arial; 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text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 21px;\"\u003EQuando você passa na seção de laticínios, você escuta mugidos e\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nvivencia o aroma do leite sendo tirado das vacas.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; font-family: arial; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; font-family: arial; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjeZBRqribYBFG3w5uYP_7z-aakdYCDMsO8cWjIJzF7XPpfL6MplnmyB2REaV_zBOTr_lHU3WL1mJ3Wuu0zvRlHp8tDxPNHXj95UREJe5PMYBIAFVqwhqhxWGgzRU2ecZsJT9JgUn0REx3_\/s1600\/carne.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjeZBRqribYBFG3w5uYP_7z-aakdYCDMsO8cWjIJzF7XPpfL6MplnmyB2REaV_zBOTr_lHU3WL1mJ3Wuu0zvRlHp8tDxPNHXj95UREJe5PMYBIAFVqwhqhxWGgzRU2ecZsJT9JgUn0REx3_\/s400\/carne.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: arial;\"\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 21px;\"\u003ENo\u0026nbsp;sector\u0026nbsp;de carnes tem aquele agradável aroma de carne assada\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"font-family: arial;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"color: black; font-size: 16pt;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"color: black; font-size: 16pt;\"\u003Ena grelha com cebola.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiuqGTtgMwxjxvdQG0J73yerwi3LCroYHdJOmRkREhu4L8NHutKciXXw3ey5C6Az-iQZP4dlo1XkalSi2AXPUoKa41lnGSXuAWgpDsxZs2g6WiICFdup4cTofDTqpuRRhOqFksuLI4PsGz2\/s1600\/ovos.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiuqGTtgMwxjxvdQG0J73yerwi3LCroYHdJOmRkREhu4L8NHutKciXXw3ey5C6Az-iQZP4dlo1XkalSi2AXPUoKa41lnGSXuAWgpDsxZs2g6WiICFdup4cTofDTqpuRRhOqFksuLI4PsGz2\/s400\/ovos.jpg\" width=\"300\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"font-family: arial;\"\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 21px;\"\u003ENa prateleira de ovos, você  escuta o som de galinhas cacarejando,\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"color: black; font-size: 16pt;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"color: black; font-size: 16pt;\"\u003Ee o ar se enche do cheiro de bacon e  ovos sendo fritos.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"font-family: arial;\"\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"font-family: arial;\"\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"font-family: arial;\"\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 21px;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjF6s_VU1TJ2HqemHu7GpqrLrJyuof0WCzQ3Ce5yiHXWQbaSpKlOMMKNtro69aIwrGCp4tEygturVV1VX0nqR9yhCAaVhwD2mcHHtxh9T-irDncmot5qzjed8y5j4ZXSTXFn8etrPkG6KnK\/s1600\/pao.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjF6s_VU1TJ2HqemHu7GpqrLrJyuof0WCzQ3Ce5yiHXWQbaSpKlOMMKNtro69aIwrGCp4tEygturVV1VX0nqR9yhCAaVhwD2mcHHtxh9T-irDncmot5qzjed8y5j4ZXSTXFn8etrPkG6KnK\/s400\/pao.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"font-family: arial;\"\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 21px;\"\u003ENa padaria, se pode sentir  o aroma de pães e biscoitos sendo assados.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"color: black; font-size: 16pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"color: black; font-size: 16pt;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"font-family: arial;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: arial;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"font-family: arial;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: arial;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cb style=\"font-family: arial;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: red; font-size: x-large;\"\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color: red; font-size: x-large;\"\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: arial;\"\u003ENunca mais compro papel\u0026nbsp;higiénico\u0026nbsp;lá!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/3201593248635571994\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=3201593248635571994\u0026isPopup=true","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/3201593248635571994"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/3201593248635571994"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2011\/06\/moderno-supermercado.html","title":"MODERNO SUPERMERCADO"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgL89kBGhjMImyLgby7pOv1B7wr3o5JXEa_ujKKVvruJkFncosrBbn8jI2lLn4tkF5103pA_d4_UhOt0ZUrIh83JgUK3olRhbRiE9KxP0W0440CyiEYT1-IG5oHScXdqHPgQwzO50n3xkqV\/s72-c\/frutas.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-347956592220386290"},"published":{"$t":"2011-06-24T16:58:00.000+01:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-06-24T16:58:22.914+01:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Demonstrando"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Nacionalidade de Adão e Eva"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgwM7tpEmjQyahfBl2Jwemn1HIITSMDWb1fBTer5zrirEV-KLQW11fssXUru9fA4pVO-dbTxZloIPoWUHEm7BVNgENElXhXjVnxIM9ghzT5u3l9p8EmuT-6Cdi2u2sHMDaXZmKWVtj1ABXZ\/s1600\/images.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgwM7tpEmjQyahfBl2Jwemn1HIITSMDWb1fBTer5zrirEV-KLQW11fssXUru9fA4pVO-dbTxZloIPoWUHEm7BVNgENElXhXjVnxIM9ghzT5u3l9p8EmuT-6Cdi2u2sHMDaXZmKWVtj1ABXZ\/s400\/images.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003EDepois de mais uma reunião da UE alguns Ministros, para  \"aliviar\" a pressão, resolvem passar pelo Louvre e, alguns deles param  meditativos perante uma excelente pintura de Adão e Eva no Paraíso.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: medium;\"\u003EDesabafa Angela Merkel:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Olhem, que perfeição de corpos: ela  esbelta e esguia, ele com este corpo atlético, os músculos perfilados... São  necessariamente estereótipos alemães.·\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nImediatamente Sarkozy reagiu:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Não  acredito. É evidente o erotismo que se desprende de ambas as figuras... ela tão  feminina... ele tão masculino... Sabem que em breve chegará a tentação... Só  poderiam ser franceses.·\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nMovendo negativamente a cabeça, o Gordon Brown  arrisca:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Of course not! Notem... a serenidade dos seus rostos, a delicadeza  da pose, a sobriedade do gesto. Só podem ser ingleses.·\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nDepois de alguns  segundos mais de contemplação, Sócrates exclama:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n- Não concordo. Reparem bem:  não têm roupa, não têm sapatos, não têm casa, só têm uma simples maçã para  comer... não protestam e ainda pensam que estão no Paraíso. Não tenham a menor  dúvida, são portugueses!\u003C\/span\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/347956592220386290\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=347956592220386290\u0026isPopup=true","title":"1 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/347956592220386290"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/347956592220386290"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2011\/06\/nacionalidade-de-adao-e-eva.html","title":"Nacionalidade de Adão e Eva"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgwM7tpEmjQyahfBl2Jwemn1HIITSMDWb1fBTer5zrirEV-KLQW11fssXUru9fA4pVO-dbTxZloIPoWUHEm7BVNgENElXhXjVnxIM9ghzT5u3l9p8EmuT-6Cdi2u2sHMDaXZmKWVtj1ABXZ\/s72-c\/images.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-4108520202749904365"},"published":{"$t":"2011-05-25T13:38:00.000+01:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-05-25T13:38:49.989+01:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Demonstrando"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Reflexão"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Urtigas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Somente comparando.... Nada mais que isso."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhVOMQ0fKtdlizpp5uWKMqWj2LfCvt6A-BtsOivtZi24GcOBkyfSm2S6vkHaNZqRPtfqX9xYKl7e_bqsojEstLnaR1WqFmTzQ94MW1sdgB79jTkApVqPxoxWguYOmqBbx3mg4HGw8h9AiQW\/s1600\/00+imigrante.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"206\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhVOMQ0fKtdlizpp5uWKMqWj2LfCvt6A-BtsOivtZi24GcOBkyfSm2S6vkHaNZqRPtfqX9xYKl7e_bqsojEstLnaR1WqFmTzQ94MW1sdgB79jTkApVqPxoxWguYOmqBbx3mg4HGw8h9AiQW\/s400\/00+imigrante.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: navy;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: navy;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: navy;\"\u003E-\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: navy;\"\u003ESe atravessares a fronteira da Coreia do  Norte ilegalmente, és condenado a 12 anos de trabalhos forçados.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: navy;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n-Se  atravessares a fronteira iraniana ilegalmente, és detido sem limite de  prazo.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: navy;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n-Se atravessares a fronteira afegã ilegalmente, és alvejado.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: navy;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n-Se  atravessares a fronteira da Arábia Saudita ilegalmente, serás preso.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: navy;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n-Se  atravessares a fronteira chinesa ilegalmente, nunca mais ninguém ouvirá falar de  ti.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: navy;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n-Se atravessares a fronteira venezuelana, serás considerado um espião e o  teu destino está traçado.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: navy;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n-Se atravessares a fronteira cubana ilegalmente,  serás atirado para dentro de um navio para os E.U.A.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: maroon;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: maroon;\"\u003EMas, SE entrares por alguma fronteira da  União Europeia ilegalmente...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E  \u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cu\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: maroon;\"\u003ETERÁS  OBRIGATORIAMENTE:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/u\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E  \u003C\/b\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: maroon;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: maroon;\"\u003E-Um abrigo ...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n-Um trabalho  ...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E \u003C\/b\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: maroon;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: maroon;\"\u003E-Carta de Condução...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n-Cartão Europeu  de Saúde...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n-Segurança Social ... \u003Cbr \/\u003E\n-Crédito Familiar  ...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E \u003C\/b\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: maroon;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: maroon;\"\u003E-Cartões de Crédito ...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n-Renda de casa  subsidiada ou empréstimo bancário para a sua compra ...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E \u003C\/b\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: maroon;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: maroon;\"\u003E-Escolaridade gratuita ...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n-Serviço  Nacional de Saúde gratuito ...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n-Um representante no Parlamento ...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n-Podes  votar, e mesmo concorrer a um cargo público ...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n-Ou mesmo fundares o teu  próprio partido político !\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E  \u003C\/b\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: red;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: maroon;\"\u003EE por último, mas não menos  importante:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: maroon;\"\u003E-Podes manifestar-te nas ruas e até queimar a nossa  bandeira! \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: maroon;\"\u003EE... SE EU TE QUISER  IMPEDIR, SEREI CONSIDERADO RACISTA!\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nSEM DÚVIDA QUE PARECE IRREAL, MAS É A  MAIS PURA DAS VERDADES\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: maroon;\"\u003E!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cb\u003ESerá que o poeta algarvio António Aleixo, tinha razão  quando dizia...\u003C\/b\u003E \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"\u003E\"\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"\u003EHá tantos  burros mandando \u003Cbr \/\u003E\nem homens de inteligência, \u003Cbr \/\u003E\nque às vezes fico  pensando\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"\u003E,\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"\u003E \u003Cbr \/\u003E\nse a burrice não será uma  ciência\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"\u003E.\"\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/4108520202749904365\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=4108520202749904365\u0026isPopup=true","title":"0 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/4108520202749904365"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/4108520202749904365"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2011\/05\/somente-comparando-nada-mais-que-isso.html","title":"Somente comparando.... Nada mais que isso."}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhVOMQ0fKtdlizpp5uWKMqWj2LfCvt6A-BtsOivtZi24GcOBkyfSm2S6vkHaNZqRPtfqX9xYKl7e_bqsojEstLnaR1WqFmTzQ94MW1sdgB79jTkApVqPxoxWguYOmqBbx3mg4HGw8h9AiQW\/s72-c\/00+imigrante.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-4020915117787897620"},"published":{"$t":"2011-05-13T22:26:00.000+01:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-05-13T22:26:07.713+01:00"},"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Para todos os que gostam do Alentejo"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv style=\"line-height: 1.4;\"\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEh-DvF5Nx2hkDw_peb0gmZaB5Zwth8JjyADToy3pMjbJMmVgtsy0OwrzQrmDw8WYiBTqhiE-xJuM18F18FfjOrzunVs3i8wjtnoUoBCi1yirP8PVeTy6dtFijw27DUeTnzl1kHsYNeFlSGd\/s1600\/pastor_alentejano.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEh-DvF5Nx2hkDw_peb0gmZaB5Zwth8JjyADToy3pMjbJMmVgtsy0OwrzQrmDw8WYiBTqhiE-xJuM18F18FfjOrzunVs3i8wjtnoUoBCi1yirP8PVeTy6dtFijw27DUeTnzl1kHsYNeFlSGd\/s640\/pastor_alentejano.jpg\" width=\"380\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003E \u003Cdiv style=\"color: black;\"\u003E \u003Cdiv style=\"color: black; display: inline; text-decoration: none;\"\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E \u003Cdiv class=\"gmail_quote\"\u003E \u003Cdiv\u003E \u003Cdiv\u003E \u003Cdiv\u003E \u003Cdiv\u003E \u003Cdiv\u003E \u003Cdiv\u003E \u003Cdiv\u003E \u003Cdiv\u003E \u003Cdiv\u003E \u003Cdiv\u003E \u003Cdiv\u003E \u003Cdiv\u003E \u003Cdiv\u003E \u003Cdiv\u003E \u003Cdiv\u003E \u003Cdiv style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003E            De autor que  desconheço.\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003EPara ler devagar, sem pressas como o  Alentejano....\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003E \u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003E \u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 12pt; text-align: justify;\"\u003E             \u003Cspan style=\"color: #330000;\"\u003ESer  Alentejano Palavra mágica que começa no Além e termina no Tejo, o rio da  portugalidade. O rio que divide e une Portugal e que, à semelhança do Homem  Português, fugiu de Espanha à procura do mar. O Alentejo molda o carácter de um  homem. A solidão e a quietude da planície dão-lhe a espiritualidade, a  tranquilidade e a paciência do monge; as amplitudes térmicas e a agressividade  da charneca dão-lhe a resistência física, a rusticidade, a coragem e o  temperamento do guerreiro. Não é alentejano quem quer. Ser alentejano não é um  dote, é um dom. Não se nasce alentejano, é-se alentejano. Portugal nasceu no  Norte, mas foi no Alentejo que se fez Homem. Guimarães é o berço da  Nacionalidade; Évora é o berço do Império Português. Não foi por acaso que D.  João II se teve de refugiar em Évora para descobrir a Índia. No meio das  montanhas e das serras, um homem tem as vistas curtas; só no coração do  Alentejo, um homem consegue ver ao longe. Mas foi preciso Bartolomeu Dias  regressar ao reino, depois de dobrar o Cabo das Tormentas, sem conseguir chegar  à Índia, para D. João II perceber que só o costado de um alentejano conseguia  suportar com o peso de um empreendimento daquele vulto. Aquilo que, para o homem  comum, fica muito longe, para um alentejano, fica já ali. Para um alentejano,  não há longe, nem distância, porque só um alentejano percebe intuitivamente que  a vida não é uma corrida de velocidade, mas uma corrida de resistência onde a  tartaruga leva sempre a melhor sobre a lebre. Foi, por esta razão, que D. Manuel  decidiu entregar a chefia da armada decisiva a Vasco da Gama. Mais de dois anos  no mar... E, quando regressou, ao perguntar-lhe se a Índia era longe, Vasco da  Gama respondeu: «Não, é já ali.». O fim do mundo, afinal, ficava ao virar da  esquina. Para um alentejano, o caminho faz-se caminhando e só é longe o sítio  onde não se chega sem parar de andar. E Vasco da Gama limitou-se a continuar a  andar onde Bartolomeu Dias tinha parado. O problema de Portugal é precisamente  este: muitos Bartolomeu Dias e poucos Vasco da Gama. Demasiada gente que não  consegue terminar o que começa, que desiste quando a glória está perto e o mais  difícil já foi feito. Ou seja, muitos portugueses e poucos alentejanos. D. Nuno  Álvares Pereira, aliás, já tinha percebido isso. Caso contrário, não teria  partido tão confiante para Aljubarrota. D. Nuno sabia bem que uma batalha não se  decide pela quantidade mas pela qualidade dos combatentes. É certo que o rei de  Castela contava com um poderoso exército composto por espanhóis e portugueses,  mas o Mestre de Avis tinha a vantagem de contar com meia-dúzia de alentejanos.  Não se estranha, assim, a resposta de D. Nuno aos seus irmãos, quando o tentaram  convencer a mudar de campo com o argumento da desproporção numérica: «Vocês são  muitos? O que é que isso interessa se os alentejanos estão do nosso lado?» Mas  os alentejanos não servem só as grandes causas, nem servem só para as grandes  guerras. Não há como um alentejano para desfrutar plenamente dos mais simples  prazeres da vida. Por isso, se diz que Deus fez a mulher para ser a companheira  do homem. Mas, depois, teve de fazer os alentejanos para que as mulheres também  tivessem algum prazer. Na cama e na mesa, um alentejano nunca tem pressa. Daí a  resposta de Eva a Adão quando este, intrigado, lhe perguntou o que é que o  alentejano tinha que ele não tinha: «Tem tempo e tu tens pressa.» Quem anda  sempre a correr, não chega a lado nenhum. E muito menos ao coração de uma  mulher. Andar a correr é um problema que os alentejanos, graças a Deus, não têm.  Até porque os alentejanos e o Alentejo foram feitos ao sétimo dia, precisamente  o dia que Deus tirou para descansar. E até nas anedotas, os alentejanos revelam  a sua superioridade humana e intelectual. Os brancos contam anedotas dos pretos,  os brasileiros dos portugueses, os franceses dos argelinos... só os alentejanos  contam e inventam anedotas sobre si próprios. E divertem-se imenso, ao mesmo  tempo que servem de espelho a quem as ouve. Mas, para que uma pessoa se ria de  si própria, não basta ser ridícula, porque ridículos todos somos. É necessário  ter sentido de humor. Só que isso é um extra só disponível nos seres humanos  topo de gama. Não se confunda, no entanto, sentido de humor com alarvice. O  sentido de humor é um dom da inteligência; a alarvice é o tique da gente bronca  e mesquinha. Enquanto o alarve se diverte com as desgraças alheias, quem tem  sentido de humor ri-se de si próprio. Não há maior honra do que ser objecto de  uma boa gargalhada. O sentido de humor humaniza as pessoas, enquanto a alarvice  diminui-as. E as anedotas alentejanas são autênticas pérolas de humor: curtas,  incisivas, inteligentes e desconcertantes, revelando um sentido de observação,  um sentido crítico e um poder de síntese notáveis. Não resisto a contar a minha  anedota preferida. Num dia em que chovia muito, o revisor do comboio entrou numa  carruagem onde só havia um passageiro. Por sinal, um alentejano que estava todo  molhado, em virtude de estar sentado num lugar junto a uma janela aberta. «Ó  amigo, por que é que não fecha a janela?», perguntou-lhe o revisor. «Isso queria  eu, mas a janela está estragada.», respondeu o alentejano. «Então por que é que  não troca de lugar?» «Eu trocar, trocava... mas com quem?» Como bom alentejano  que me prezo de ser, deixei o melhor para o fim. O Alentejo, como todos sabemos,  é o único sítio do mundo onde não é castigo uma pessoa ficar a pão e água. Água  é aquilo por que qualquer alentejano anseia. E o pão... Mas há melhor iguaria do  que o pão alentejano? O pão alentejano come-se com tudo e com nada. É aperitivo,  refeição e sobremesa. E é o único pão do mundo que não tem pressa de ser comido.  É tão bom no primeiro dia como no dia seguinte ou no fim da semana. Só quem come  o pão alentejano está habilitado para entender o mistério da fé. Comê-lo faz-nos  subir ao Céu! É por tudo isto que, sempre que passeio pela charneca numa noite  quente de verão ou sinto no rosto o frio cortante das manhãs de Inverno, dou  graças a Deus por ser alentejano. Que maior bênção poderia um homem  almejar?\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003E \u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003E\"AMIGOS NÃO SE DESPEDEM,MARCAM UM NOVO  ENCONTRO\"\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/4020915117787897620\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=4020915117787897620\u0026isPopup=true","title":"3 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/4020915117787897620"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/4020915117787897620"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2011\/05\/para-todos-os-que-gostam-do-alentejo.html","title":"Para todos os que gostam do Alentejo"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEh-DvF5Nx2hkDw_peb0gmZaB5Zwth8JjyADToy3pMjbJMmVgtsy0OwrzQrmDw8WYiBTqhiE-xJuM18F18FfjOrzunVs3i8wjtnoUoBCi1yirP8PVeTy6dtFijw27DUeTnzl1kHsYNeFlSGd\/s72-c\/pastor_alentejano.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"3"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-9163115801077171861"},"published":{"$t":"2011-04-16T14:35:00.000+01:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-04-16T14:35:09.204+01:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Alentejo"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Avisos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Demonstrando"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Urtigas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Assunto: Se não gosta de gíria, fale certo então!!"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgZwtU1AxFJZI34YZiHO-AHNvWQdHdB_I_T0RXe_ira_kmZ-NPOHDN50yAzXvhCHPKg2F865-QfU7atF6tLvaOfq_oO0lr77_vW3wjuq0QNocM_z0rsR9GlpGViBFjG5N2UckQy2-cuWLny\/s1600\/drummond-conversando.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"297\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgZwtU1AxFJZI34YZiHO-AHNvWQdHdB_I_T0RXe_ira_kmZ-NPOHDN50yAzXvhCHPKg2F865-QfU7atF6tLvaOfq_oO0lr77_vW3wjuq0QNocM_z0rsR9GlpGViBFjG5N2UckQy2-cuWLny\/s400\/drummond-conversando.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003ESE NÃO GOSTA DE GÍRIAS...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003EEstava com o amigo José junto da figueira frondosa nestes dias já quentes de primavera, numa\u003Cb\u003E \u003C\/b\u003E\u003Ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003Eprosopopéia flácida para acalentar bovinos\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E(\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: red; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E1\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E) \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003Eem\u003Cb\u003E \u003C\/b\u003E\u003Ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003Ecolóquio sonolento para fazer bovino repousar\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E(\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: red; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E2\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E) \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003Ee não querendo \u003Ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003Eromper a face\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E(\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: red; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E3\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E) \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003Enem\u003Cb\u003E \u003C\/b\u003E\u003Ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003Ecreditar o primata\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E(\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: red; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E4\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E) \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003Eencontrava-se a conversa numa de \u003Ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003Einflar o volume da bolsa escrotal\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E(\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: red; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E5\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E)\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E, com uma vontade danada \u003Ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003Ede derrubar, com a extremidade do membro inferior, o sustentáculo de uma das unidades de proteção solar do acampamento\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E(\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: red; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E6\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E),\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003Equando a uma pergunta do José tive de \u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003Edeglutir o batráquio\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E(\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: red; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E7\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E)\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E, numa de raiva incontida capaz de \u003Ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003Ederrubar com intenções mortais\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E(\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: red; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E8\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E)\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003Ee a\u003Ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003Eplicar a contravenção do João, deficiente físico de um dos membros superiores\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E(\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: red; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E9\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E)\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E,\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E \u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003Enão desarmando \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003Ea minha prosa na \u003Ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003Econsideração de um longo pedaço de madeira\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003E(\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: red;\"\u003E10\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003E)\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E batendome na ideia e não \u003Ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003Econsiderando a possibilidade de a fêmea bovina expirar fortes contrações laringo-bucais\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E(\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: red;\"\u003E11\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003E)\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E, acrescentando a minha convicção de \u003Ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003Econsiderar, a utilização de uma relação sexual\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E(\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: red;\"\u003E12\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003E)\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E, disse a José que a linha da conversa estava quase terminada pois a minha vontade era tanta que era capaz de, \u003Ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003Ederramar água pelo chão, através do tombamento violento e premeditado de seu recipiente com a extremidade do membro inferior\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E(\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: red;\"\u003E13\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003E)\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E, para ele \u003Ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003Eretirar o filhote de equino da perturbação pluviométrica\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E(\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: red;\"\u003E14\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003E)\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E e que a\u003Ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003E bucéfalo de oferendas não perquiris formação ortodôntica!\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E (\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: red;\"\u003E15\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: black;\"\u003E) \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E, lhe fiz uma advertencia\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E \u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003Epara os fins de semana, feriados, festas e demais repastos em oferendas de amigos.\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003EQue orifício circular corrugado, localizado na parte ínfero-lombar da região glútea de um indivíduo em alto grau etílico, deixa de estar em consonância com os ditames referentes ao direito individual de propriedade.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E (\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: red; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E16\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Csup\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E) \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/sup\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: PT-BR;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Ci\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003EAnotações:\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/i\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E1 - (Conversa mole pra boi dormir); \u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E2 - (História pra boi dormir); \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E3- (Quebrar a cara); \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E4 - (Pagar o mico); \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E5 - (Encher o saco); \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E6 - (Chutar o pau da barraca); \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E7 - (Engolir o sapo); \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E8 - (Cair matando); \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E9 - (Dar uma de João sem braço); \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E11- (Nem que a vaca tussa); \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E12 - (Nem fudendo); \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E13 - (Chutar o balde); \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E14 - (Tirar o cavalinho da chuva); \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E15 - (A cavalo dado não se olham os dentes!); \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;\"\u003E16 - \u003Cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003E\u0026nbsp;\u003C\/span\u003E(Cú de bebado não tem dono)\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan lang=\"PT-BR\" style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ansi-language: PT-BR; mso-bidi-font-family: \u0026quot;Times New Roman\u0026quot;;\"\u003E\u003Co:p\u003E\u003C\/o:p\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/9163115801077171861\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=9163115801077171861\u0026isPopup=true","title":"1 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/9163115801077171861"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/9163115801077171861"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2011\/04\/assunto-se-nao-gosta-de-giria-fale.html","title":"Assunto: Se não gosta de gíria, fale certo então!!"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgZwtU1AxFJZI34YZiHO-AHNvWQdHdB_I_T0RXe_ira_kmZ-NPOHDN50yAzXvhCHPKg2F865-QfU7atF6tLvaOfq_oO0lr77_vW3wjuq0QNocM_z0rsR9GlpGViBFjG5N2UckQy2-cuWLny\/s72-c\/drummond-conversando.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180317254052566419.post-1558129723928744874"},"published":{"$t":"2011-04-12T22:51:00.000+01:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2011-04-12T22:51:29.935+01:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Alentejo"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Demonstrando"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Muito Louca"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Reflexão"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Sexo Com Cultura É Outra Coisa..."},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\u003Ca href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhMn86h-MTZIJTRftnFR_vs4QN2SuIXleTZfDUC9Unmp1Vm8swz-JSg0EpoioKRQB6uL02lds7lLg4X-jr3DtVQ16wEW1epeVFkvS2elOGi3fGp1Bg4uwrMiHuinld9ZrWghvKFANcnDCUG\/s1600\/eu-sou-foda.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhMn86h-MTZIJTRftnFR_vs4QN2SuIXleTZfDUC9Unmp1Vm8swz-JSg0EpoioKRQB6uL02lds7lLg4X-jr3DtVQ16wEW1epeVFkvS2elOGi3fGp1Bg4uwrMiHuinld9ZrWghvKFANcnDCUG\/s400\/eu-sou-foda.jpg\" width=\"261\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #4f6128; font-family: 'Freestyle Script'; font-size: 36pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cdiv\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #4f6128; font-family: 'Freestyle Script'; font-size: 36pt;\"\u003EVocê  sabia que antigamente, na Inglaterra, as pessoas que não fossem da família real  tinham que pedir autorização ao Rei para terem relações sexuais?\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family: 'Freestyle Script'; font-size: 24pt;\"\u003E \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: #4f6128; font-family: 'Freestyle Script'; font-size: 36pt;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nPor  exemplo: quando as pessoas queriam ter filhos, tinham que pedir consentimento ao  Rei, que, então, ao permitir o coito, mandava entregar-lhes uma placa que  deveria ser pendurada na porta de casa com a frase ' Fornication Under Consent  of the king'\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n(fornicação sob consentimento do rei)\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n= sigla F..U.C.K.., daí  a origem da palavra chula FUCK.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nJá em Portugal, devido à baixa taxa de  natalidade, as pessoas eram obrigadas a ter relações:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n'Fornicação Obrigatória  por Despacho Administrativo'\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n= sigla F.O.D..A., daí a origem da palavra  FODA.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nPor sua vez, quem fosse solteiro ou viúvo, tinha que ter na porta a  frase: \u003Cbr \/\u003E\n'Processo Unilateral de Normalização Hormonal por Estimulação  Temporária Auto-induzida'\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n= sigla P.U.N.H.E.T.A.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nVivendo e  aprendendo...\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nA gente pode até dizer palavrão, mas com conhecimento e cultura  é outra coisa!\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"\u003E \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/feeds\/1558129723928744874\/comments\/default","title":"Enviar feedback"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=180317254052566419\u0026postID=1558129723928744874\u0026isPopup=true","title":"2 Comentários"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/1558129723928744874"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/180317254052566419\/posts\/default\/1558129723928744874"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/jardimdeurtigas.blogspot.com\/2011\/04\/sexo-com-cultura-e-outra-coisa.html","title":"Sexo Com Cultura É Outra Coisa..."}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Jardineiro de Plantão"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/02860861390084055778"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"32","height":"32","src":"\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgXsjrx8WzVIme9nK6VrX0RXuITKKn14PqPPXSCS9bOQZwGxSuMVzDWlcdmE7FJ8K5XdT7ip1ay2QJ5EsS5qWZhETMMWFWGosCgITlJwZu6aPFPCv0d7ncjpWAWgXRWMA\/s220\/m-bild.php.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhMn86h-MTZIJTRftnFR_vs4QN2SuIXleTZfDUC9Unmp1Vm8swz-JSg0EpoioKRQB6uL02lds7lLg4X-jr3DtVQ16wEW1epeVFkvS2elOGi3fGp1Bg4uwrMiHuinld9ZrWghvKFANcnDCUG\/s72-c\/eu-sou-foda.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"2"}}]}});